Short Whippersnappers Poems
Short Whippersnappers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Whippersnappers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Whippersnappers by length and keyword.
My Jockeys In Tatters
Now listen to me, you young whippersnappers
Got decades of experience in all worldly matters
Like the theory of relativity
Or keeping girlies in captivity
Just the thought of it leaves my jockeys in tatters...
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Categories:
whippersnappers, humor,
Form:
Limerick
I Got It Going On
I’m in my prime,
just now finding my steps,
working on all four cylinders,
I’m a pistol, as sharp as a pin.
I’m not Joe Biden
I look younger in aviators.
My teeth are brand new
and who needs hair plugs?
I’m a spry 71, almost limber
just a little less stiff than timber.
Mockingbirds wolf-whistle me
as I jump out from a bush
to force some sage advice
down some 50-something
whippersnappers throat....
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Categories:
whippersnappers, poetry,
Form:
Free verse