Short Well Hung Poems
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A lady who loves oral sex
Took to bed 3 cowboys named, "Tex"
One was well-hung
One for his tongue
And the third for his Rolodex
Les Dewett was a gigilo
Who loved to do it really slow
Though he was well hung
The tip of his tongue
Won their praises for Best of Show
Olympic athletes performed nude
(Spectators back then cheered the lewd)
The judges (we're told)
Used layers of gold
To honour the most well-hung dude
A girl on the tip of my tongue
Wants to swing while she is still young
She went on Facebook
The lads had a look
And now its her phone that's well hung
Americans come by the clock
A British lass just hikes her frock
The French love a tongue
The Swedes like well-hung
But Left or Right Thai knows Bangkok!
In spite of my very simple upbringing
Carved a good life while dancing and singing
Better than some
Not famous but well hung
Hung up on laughter and gaiety brimming
In spite of my very simple upbringing
Carved a good life while dancing and singing
Better than some
Not famous but well hung
Hung up on laughter and gaiety brimming
In spite of my very simple upbringing
Carved a good life while dancing and singing
Better than some
Not famous but well hung
Hung up on laughter and gaiety brimming
Been writing limericks since the day one
No special talents, just five lines of fun
Meet sweet people
From here to Topeka
Won't get famous but my words are well hung
There was a virile wallpaper hanger called Brunn
Who did his best to make every job well done.
His fame spread far and near.
And clients were heard to cheer
“Hire Brunn if you want something well hung.”
In spite of my very simple upbringing
Carved a very good life while dancing and singing
Better than some
Not famous but well hung
Hung up on laughter and gaiety brimming
© Jack Ellison 2015
BASED ON A VERY OLD JOKE
Two widows sunbathed on a beach
A nudist walks past hear them screech
He’s a well hung bloke
Old Maud has a stroke
but sadly her friend cannot reach
NB Sex on the beach is a cocktail
06/06/21
I was bored in Manhattan that day
So decided to pay for a lay
He was handsome and young
And was VERY well hung
I walked like John Wayne all of the day
Thanks to James Fraser's Bored In Manhattan poem for the inspiration!
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Sponsored by Christine Lehman
27th December 2015
BYE ERN
There once was a man from Bavaria
Whose actions could not be scarier
In the woods where he lurked
And at night where he worked
It was designated as a no-go area
But at heart he was a secretive guy
Of ill repute, but couldn’t see why
All those songs that were sung
About him being well hung
From a tree in the woods so high
Here lies Sir Sidney C. Hall
Bald as a baby caused he mowed it
Knighted by the asylum matron, “The Mad Poet”
Considered by many as being funny
To the ladies his lyrics were milk and honey
Here lies Sir Sidney C. Hall
Loved by women for been well hung, not small
And as this may sound profound
By weight of them he was buried at a 45 degree angle in the ground
Scorned and scorched by the flames of the sun
Burnt by hell’s fire, her reign’s begun
I tremble with fear of the chosen one
Ballsy, cocky, arrogance well hung
This talentless slander seems to be fun
(k)No(W) judgment or guilt, excuse the pun
But if the shoe fits, wear it and run
While tucking tail, think temple and gun
and Russian roulette or combustion
Stick a fork in yourself, you’re overdone
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