Limericks

Been writing limericks since the day one No special talents, just five lines of fun Meet sweet people From here to Topeka Won't get famous but my words are well hung

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Charlie Smith

Date: 8/8/2017 9:21:00 AM

Hung indeed, in our limerick hall of fame Jako...

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/8/2017 10:32:00 AM

BYW, Charlie is my real name... Jack's my nickname! It's a long story!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/8/2017 10:06:00 AM

I am honoured by your visit, Sir Charles! "Hall of SHAME" maybe!!! LOL

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 8/8/2017 9:08:00 AM

GOTD! Sometimes your limericks prick//my funny bone with a stick//You are so sharp//My razor even harps//that his edge ought to be so slick! HANG ON JACKSON!!! (you have outdiddled yourself today amigo!)

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/8/2017 10:04:00 AM

"Sometimes your limericks prick!!!" Made my day!!! Outdidded, my kind of word... sounds like the beginning of another lim! With your permission of course!!! GOOD MORNING SIR JOHN JOHN!!!

Ronny Madonsela

Date: 8/8/2017 8:50:00 AM

sjoe, that last line killed.... LOL This short piece is something special. Keep them coming .... Smiles *RON*

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/8/2017 9:55:00 AM

HEY!!! Thanks my friend! First time here, please don't make it the last!!! Cheers, Jacko!!!

Patricia Cresswell

Date: 8/8/2017 6:38:00 AM

LOL your poems do more than you know. There once was a wise man named Jacko Who started his morning with HO HO His words were refined the very best kind He's really a poet not wacko.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/8/2017 9:52:00 AM

You can try that but methinks you need to drink some giggle juice! There's a special on right now! About the, "not wacko" bit, the jury is still out but I appreciate your kind words! Where have you been all my life... love, Jackson!!! xxx

Patricia Cresswell
Date: 8/8/2017 7:40:00 AM

More Limericks? Oh my guess I had better swallow the Blarney stone whole.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/8/2017 6:43:00 AM

WHOOOAAAAAAAAAA! Am I impressed? You can bet your sweet bippy I am!!! LOL More please... love and big tight squeezy hugs!!! XXX

Russell Sivey

Date: 8/8/2017 5:48:00 AM

This is another one of you masterpieces der Jack! I surely loved reading this incredibly extraordinary poem here this morning my friend! You enlighten me by your humor, as always you delight my senses! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/8/2017 6:15:00 AM

Again I must say, it is a treat to read your comments, Sir Russell! Mucho thanks!!!

Jan Allison

Date: 8/8/2017 5:45:00 AM

ha ha ha that final line is hilarious. I must get limerick writing from my mum's side of the family as her sister and brother both wrote humourous poems - I wrote one recently for my aunt's 90th - WHAT'S IN A NAME - A BAWDY POEM FOR MY AUNT'S 90TH BIRTHDAY. I think you may like it dear jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/8/2017 6:13:00 AM

Us guys eh!!! LOL Will definitely be dropping by Miss Jan!!! Love and huggies, Bro xxx