Short Funnydog Poems
Short Funnydog Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnydog by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnydog by length and keyword.
Some dog taught me this,
your head sinks and your butt floats.
It’s called cat paddling!
For “Primal Instinct” contest. And the dog says’ “Oops, My Bad!”
My father searched
both high and low
where did our black and white
puppy dog go
He searched the streets
he searched the lanes
he even found the water main
but when at last with tired feet
he climb the stairs
to go to sleep
with covers pulled
back on the bed
our little puppy dog appeared
I saw a dog, his head through the fence,
it was really very silly,
and it didn't make any sense,
dogs are funny.
I saw a dog lying on his tummy,
right next to him was a bunny.
I saw a dog try to climb a tree,
when I tried to stop him, he bit me.
dogs are funny.
All he wanted was the branch,
but it was no match,
I saw a dog chase his tail,
oh, oh he just tripped over a pail,
dogs are funny.
First poem I ever wrote June 5, 1990
It's not my fault, I didn't do it
I'm telling you it simply wasn't me
That dog ate something nasty
That's as stinky as can be
I tried to teach him better
He thinks it's some kinda game
He usually says that you did it
But it was him, I'm not to blame
I'm innocent til proven guilty
And you have no proof
That dog has eaten an evil troll
I'm telling you the truth
I know you think I did it
But I will show no shame
Cause that dog's out to get me
And soil my innocent name