Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Stuttering and Stammering

While shopping for groceries, this sweet young filly
Bent over which made me act very silly
Accidentally bumped her behind
Which was quite well defined
Starting stuttering and stammering involuntarily


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal April 25, 2015 at 10:54 PM Funny one, silly Jack! Always, Laura Jack Ellison April 26, 2015 at 6:26 AM "SJ"... Silly Jack! Have a super duper great Sunday my dear Laura!!! Love, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez April 25, 2015 at 1:30 PM whoa...naughty silly...Hello, Cathie!!! Jack Ellison April 25, 2015 at 1:43 PM Who me??? You couldn't be talking about ME!!! LOL Hey sweet thing... have a good night! Loving hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman April 25, 2015 at 12:39 PM Ahhh... Lady Cathie will be so happy she can still effect you so... you sweet thing... you... Jack Ellison April 25, 2015 at 1:41 PM Uh... ya... it was... uh... Cathie! You are so observant dear Carol!!! xxx

Tim Smith April 25, 2015 at 11:27 AM Ut oh...I can see a whole series of grocery store limericks in the making : ) Tim Smith April 25, 2015 at 11:40 AM I'll be looking for it...lol Jack Ellison April 25, 2015 at 11:38 AM And I promise they will ALL be clean! Well, NEARLY all!!! BTW Will be posting one tomorrow called, "Tim's Dybbukim"... with translation!