Short Tweezer Poems

An emperor named Julius Caesar
Used to pluck his fine hairs with a tweezer --
   When media just giggled
   Caesar wriggled and wiggled --
Said: "My wife hates them ~ I try to please her...

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i am topsy
she is turvy
i'm an insy
but so is she

no doubt we're
without an outsy
plum dumb
down and out

so naturally we
panicked as she
tried to pull hers
to make it come

out i simply applied
my tweezer fingers
and discovered the
wonder of in by

picking out what 
must have been
a relic maybe flannel
from the seventies

hair ball...

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