Short Troopers Poems

From interstate 
to racetrack 
cars build up their speed 
racing past troopers 
who don't know 
which one to pull over...

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There was a group of Soupers
Quite gracious about bloopers
They give you the “views”
And chase away blues
Me thinks they are real troopers!!! :)...

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Miniature storm troopers have landed
On my hot pink knock out roses
In the forms of grasshoppers and toads.
Trampling them, and hurting their feelings.
Garden faeries are getting ready to form a protest rally.
Get out of  my way!
Where did I put my Darth Vader Mask?...

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What did Custer bluster as he saw the Indians rushin' up the valley?

"HERE COME THE INDIANS, BOYS!  AIN'T NO TIME TO DALLY"!

Custer's brave troopers fought with all the force they could muster,

But the Indians won the day thereby makin' a widder of Missus Custer!...

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Table for one?
Oh no, please seat us
With room for both me
And, of course, my fetus.

The HOV troopers
Tried hard to cheat us
But I drove with two of us -
Me and my fetus.

Life is sure sweet
Now that justice must treat us
Like equals, although
One of us is a fetus....

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Summer troopers storm in force.
The fire they breath
is rotten to the source.
Can’t you see the hidden door
that leads you to
the mystic core.

My mind plays tricks
with less it seems.
The dream you feed
is death to me.

Pour in your gold
the whores and more
who never think
of any lord.

What find you in
your winter’s den,
the fever grips,
the rumor meant.
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Texas Debate

State troopers are taking their tampons
Maxi pads – those that have wings
They’re afraid that some women might toss them
Along with some old girly things
You see congress out there in Texas
Is debating the meaning of life
Abortion and anti-abortion
Protests at the Capital’s rife
They fear for the Congressmen’s safety
They want to disarm violent ones
But Texans you know being Texans
Still allow them to bring in their guns

Uncle Mike...

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To all
Poetry Soupers
Merry Christmas Soupers,
Some have read my stuff like troopers.
Ignoring Poetry Soup would border treason,
but remember, Jesus is the reason for the season.
I’m praying for your health in the New Years beginning,
that it’s healthy, and prosperous and finds each one winning.
That the magic of words continue flowing from your pen to page,
and you remain an inspiration to others in this troublesome age.
Miracle man
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