Short Trainers Poems

Newts

Newts are 
among the best dog trainers in 
the world.
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staple trainers school canteen
left over apple crumble
eskimo right refusal fire biscuit...

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Poké Balls flying
Many trainers are trying
To catch Pikachu,
But one is humbly saying
Of the whole world, I'd pick you...

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Just as birds fly,
so too
souls of
poets and prophets,
teachers and trainers,
the learned and the unlearned.
Moving through doors
past - present - future.
Gliding as hawks do,
from one world
unto the next....

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Silence makes death worse,
Loneliness enters the body,
Spreading infection through fear.
My voice is faint as a whisper.
I do not, and
I am not.
You were, and so 
You are.

And winding down to the pit,
I cry out then laugh
Because,
He only sprinkled the ashes
Onto his old trainers....

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A lesson plan now
A micro teaching,how?
A mental block, sure
Experiential learning pure

Trainèr turned student
Who will be more prudent
The pressure is real
Will I over deliver, I feel

My spirit soars with wisdom afresh
Born to unravel the learning mesh
Applying the scientific method now
Pushed to the limit by the cash cow...

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With named trainers and designer clothes
judging people and looking down your nose

Pointing and laughing treating people like dirt
not really caring about the people hurt

With verbal abuse you will attack
while stabbing your friends in the back 

Nasty text messages from your mobile phone
BUT YOU WILL REGRET IT WHEN YOU ARE ALL ALONE....

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Jo Davis


No messy bathroom greets my sight,
unnmade bed, nor lit night light
Sandals and trainers all packed away
A pick up by Oxfam, planned today 
Boisterous noise has been replaced
Deafening silence now fills this place
The six o’clock alarm has come to a stop
with no school run to hurriedly drop
All grown up, and far away
Just memories left of yesterday....

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Barriers



Lovable, joyful, tremendous engagement 
shadowed by trainers, running faster and faster
trying to catch up
trying to slow it down
As I run in circles to tire them down

Measurable, hopeful, life vendors selling empty dreams
standing in the sun, every last damn machine
trying to stop us
trying to make us believe
As I run through them.
	This is my life
	     I Lead...

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He is a talent in rot;
From what his assessors got:
A magic no more wrought
For weeks his trainers wrath …

Then, again came his slot
And he tried his hard lot
But ended it in Naught;
Reproaches for A-Who-Could-Not …

Only better than a plain dot,
No more able to hold his fort
And thus a stuff to cease adding in a pot
So that no chef screams A Dietician’s “What!”

Indeed, A Shaming Rot!...

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Pitchers pitching. Catchers catching.
Balls are in the air.
The smack of leather, bonding together.
A spring time love affair
Coaches coaching. Trainers training.
Stylish Unis, socks and hats.
Gatorades, fresh cut grass blades.
Soon hitters with big bats.
Fans are fanning, Radar guns scanning.
Baseball careers are born there.
Raise a beer. Praise The Jays and cheer
Springs just around the corner....

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Jezebel
the racehorse
with wolves
she was found
To run
in the daytime
by moonlight
she howled

Her stable
was cave like
her food
freshly killed
Smart jockeys
won’t ride her
no matter
how skilled

In May
was The Derby
with roses
askew
As trainers
and grooms
stood in fear
at high noon

She had
to be victor
or hell
would arrive
With Jezebel
eating
the winner
— alive

(Rhymes From The Nursery: July, 2025)
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One. Two Three.
Four Five Six.
Seven Eight Nine Ten.
Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen.

Go. Accommodate Groceries. 
Solve Ill Trainers.
Go, Seal Obscene Modes. 
Solve or Burn Therapeutic Affairs. 

Im. Telling You.
Broccolis are good.
Yes I said that.
No I don't regret it. 

Inspire! Intervene, Locate!
Goal System Definition.
Spiteful Harmonious Tidy Teeny-tiny.
Combine and Deserve Wealthy Secretaries

March 18 2020...

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Not Hopping
Some trainers in the BPO industry
Have worked in 20 or 30 different places
Brian met 2 or more such trainers
Both had worked in dozens of centres
Between a month’s training and years
Finally settling down to train others
Being Hoppers no more job to job
Instilling their skills info knowledge
With wisdom guidance mind set
It takes skill to be a trainer
And something else to excel
Getting the next generation ready
Reps support trainers OMs...

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With named trainers and designers clothes 
Judging people and looking down your nose.

Pointing and laughing treating people like dirt 
Not really caring about the ones that you hurt.

With verbal abuse you will attack 
Never to their face but behind their back.

Nasty text messages to their mobile phone.
Isolating them so they feel alone.

When you get challenged about the things you have done 
You just laugh in their face and say because it’s fun.

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Shoes.

Red shoes,blue shoes 
some are black or brown.
Flat shoes, heeled shoes
 some to walk around the town.
With pointy toes or square toes
round toes or peek-a-boo toes
stilettos six inches high made for you and me.
Small shoes, big shoes trainers help you run.
High boots, low boots,
fancy slippers made for fun.
Even crocks or sandals and flip-flops, for wearing in the sun.
I love all my shoes and its so hard to choose
just what pair I should put on....

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Just a Thought (drones and riots)

In Waziristan, a tiny Pakistani town, a drone hit its target.
The collateral damage... several children killed.
This incident happened about the same time as riot struck
London after an armed loser was shot by the police.
A few building were torched and many shops were looted 
 and trivial items like trainers and TV were stolen. 
In Waziristan the drone was dropped by murderous fools
the riot in London was done by the hopelessly inadequate....

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