Short Throw Up Poems

When they do not get their own way,
They'll throw up the past of yesterday,
The guilt trip of the abortion sway....

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When they do not get their own way,
They'll throw up the past of yesterday,
The guilt trip of the abortion sway....

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a ragged woman
shivers and begs in the street -
revellers throw up

written 20th December for Constance's Winter senryu contest...

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Bird Brain

If I Even Try
To Make Decisions
As Fast as a Bird:

I Throw Up.

Why Are You So Hasty?

-Gray Squirrel

11-28-2024
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it makes you shout
no doudt
you scream  out
like ants in your pants
you jump and bump
throw up your hands
stump and prance
in the
SPRIT DANCE...

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Every time I wake up 
Ill take another sleeping pill until im dead
Motionless
I miss myself
Throw up in my pillow 
Take another pill
drift...

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Why don’t you go and tickle me pink?
When I’ve had enough, I’ll give a wink.
If you overdo,
I just might turn blue.
I might throw up my guts in the sink.
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Whitewashed windy ways
broken bottle left of a throw up;
bombing the sky
failing to kill it;
sleepy, endless 
we need some color 
the Sun starts to piece
the Mural is released...

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lift me up
outta this muck
'fore I throw up
sicka being stuck
passing the buck
actin' like a smuck
run 'or by a truck
flat outta luck
the ugliest duck
not supposed to suck
lift me up...

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too much whipped cream
on the half-calf latte of over indulgence
a little more as the cup empties
& we try to fill the void
then your whole mouth just tastes like dairy
& you want to throw up...

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The earth is twirling, 
oh, God, make it stop.
If it keeps on spinning, 
I think I’ll throw up.

The way Earth orbits the sun,
it's dangerous and thoughtless.
can we just knock it off?
It's making me nauseous....

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My new retriever Beau is intimidated by his reflection
Having a considerable fit in an unforeseen direction
Barking in earnest at the interloper, ready to do battle.
I merely throw up my hands and say “fiddle faddle!”...

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I'm talking to you
mr pathetic
you dopey
half-baked
imbecile
every time you say
a word
i'm about to throw up
from your moronic
dumb-ass
pointless
ideas
go to school
and educate yourself
you 
bugged-out
and retarded
brainless......

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I hate vices;
Temptations, 
Lies,
Hatred,
And Darkness.
But now these are my vices;
I succumb to the Temptations.
I eat and throw up Lies.
I am fueled by these Hatred.
I am now one with the Darkness inside.
Does that mean I hate myself?...

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Jonah, praying in the great fish,
with putrid slime on red eyelids,
has the sudden faith
of near death -
sings on the beach,
fish-vomit in his beard.

Whale-songs drift,
doubts echo, 
luring a pod to sand spits
where waves throw up  bones.
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Don't rip your heart open too deep
(All they'll see are the valves and the veins)
Don't puke out your guts in one heap
(All they'll smell is the rotten Chow Mein)

Footnote: I decided to enter this as my worst poem because it really stinks and makes me want to throw up......

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I am dead to many, a few are dead to me.
I am not forgotten      
by girls in green silk sarongs

for they still pour me tea.

The dead are drunk on themselves,
as I am.

I throw up a rope,
they haul me up
enough to see
the moon 
caught in a teacup,

then I let them,
let them breathe life 
into my mouth....

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There are many poets on Poetry Soup
Deb’s limerick contest has thrown for a loop
Try as they might
They can’t write it right
To Deb it comes out smelling like poop

Deb's instructions I've tried to hit
While writing my own lim-er-ick
Each and every time
I miss the meter and the rhyme
Throw up my hands and exclaim, "Oh ... poop"...

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coffee
It's bitter.
PepsiCola
Too Sweet
Diet Cola
Terrible After Taste
Lemonade
It depends on who makes it
Sweet tea
Yuk.
Regular tea
Only when it's hot,
and I am picky
about the brand
Alcoholic beverages
Watch me throw up
Okay water it is
Smooth, cold, crisp
clean water
But out of the tap please
No bottled junk for me....

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Everything is out of control
Caving down on me
And crushing
My skull
I try to grab hold
But everything
Swings
Out of the way
Like an acrobats 
Trapeze
And I'm trying to stand firm
Trying not to fall
But the ground is swaying 
Nothing will hold still
I'm knocked onto my back 
Forced to stare at the sky 
I want to throw up
Or perhaps...
Just die...

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i see it all the suffering call,
where we sense the one God's number,
suffer from the romantic thrall,
colour fades, black on white is called,
cos then we're torn asunder,
look out here comes the thunder...
 chunder-from down-under,

did ya get that taxi's number:)

thank you Russell Sivey,

"Shine on my Ego."

Don

chunder is what you throw up....

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yAHOO
if it hadn't thrown-up
but you've throw-up
Boo boo
your portions
go unnoticed
yAHOO
all torn up
cause you tear up
all you had left
while under you breathe
Boo Boo
you stopped breathing
while relieving
Oh, Oh
while I'm invited
you got excited,  oh yeah
Oh, oh
ooh, oooh
Boo boo
yAHOO

written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
11/13/17...

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You Are The Light of My Life


You are the light of my Life
You are the best
Every time I see you
My heart jumps out of my chest
Every time I hear your name
My blood pressure goes up
And every time I see you
I just want to throw up
You are the light of my Life
You are the best
When I'm around you
I forget about the rest!


Copyright McCuen 2008...

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We embarked upon a voyage
across the stormy Irish sea
The ship’s known as the ‘vomit comet’
please don’t throw up if you sit next to me!
 
I can cope with dirty diapers
and don’t baulk at the sight of blood
but when it comes to dealing with vomit
I’ll confess that I’m no bloody good!


Written after a short break in the UK 

9/24/18...

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Daft Bites
I used to suck on nickels and dimes
Ain't nothin wrong wit that it's fine
Metals tasted like saltine crackers
I just gag, throw up like a method actor

Ahh! the aroma, seems not formal
Swallowed a couple pennies many times
Sucking on straws and dimes
My way of unwinding my normal


10/30/17

entry for "Surreal and Daft Contest"
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw...

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