Short Three In A Bed Poems
Short Three In A Bed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Three In A Bed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Three In A Bed by length and keyword.
Threesome
A bored nymphomaniac from Bude
Had so many boyfriends they queued
I once heard it said
She liked three in a bed
Which seems just a little bit rude...
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Categories:
three in a bed, desire, funny love, longing,
Form:
Limerick
Three In a Bed
it was our thing
we love to swing
so we get together
in any kind of weather
and get it on
some say its wrong
its a feeling thats appealing
thinking it turns my head
THREE IN A BED...
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Categories:
three in a bed, adventure, passion,
Form:
Light Verse
Three In a Bed
Three is just to many in a queen size bed
I just lay here watching as she snuggles him instead
Just don't understand it, I'm suppose to be her life
Feeling a little neglected, after all she is my wife
I thought nothing could be worse than having to eat kale
but I finally found it as she cuddles another male
So I'm going to tell her "This bed ain't made for three!"
but I guess there could be others, if you count the fleas...
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Categories:
three in a bed, dog, irony, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Out of Line
Regarding the alleged naughtiness of Lord Sewel, former Deputy Speaker of the House of Lords and Chair of the Privileges and Conduct Committee...
“Order, order!” he shouted “We’re all out of line”
“I’ll see to that” quoth the whore
“And if you’re a good boy we’ll do three in a bed,
You can snort off my ti**ies and more”
Oh silly old Sewel you poor addled old fool
So clearly misguided and randy
That the question of cash and the secretive flash
Were obscured in a cloud of nose candy...
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Categories:
three in a bed, addiction, age, humor, humorous, lust, political, silly,
Form:
Light Verse