Short Taking The Piss Poems

Take Take Take

Taking a Crap
Is More Important
Than Taking Your Blood Pressure.

Now I'm Just
Taking a Piss.

-Gray Squirrel

05-15-2025...

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Insist on taking a piss. Don't go in the grass you'll get a ticket.
Hide your body. Or be thrown in jail.

For we are civilized beings who need structure and control and leadership

I point
you climb 

You find
I keep 

the dead cavemen 
must be laughing...

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Yawn
Yawning 
I am in love with my bed
While my bloody alarm 
Pains my head 
Got to get up
Snooze button stuck
Because if I wish to remain employed
And i don't arise from my pit
I am in serious shite
As I am on my final warning 
At this point how I would give anything to be rich 
Because work is a bitch 
That money could fix
My head to my bed
And waking to the dread
Of i can't believe my life has come to this
Are you taking the Piss...

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The poet smoking grass
Or the athlete takin steroids,
'C..R..E..A..T..I..V..I..T..Y'
Or a world full of androids.
White canvas hung up there
Or is the artist taking the piss?
Just ask him the question
He'll say 'It's only what it is.'
The faces of the decent
Or extremists wanting more?
The clever sparkling woman
Or the dinner party bore.
The Muslim or the Catholic?
The Christian or the Jew?
The unique are all around us
Yet remain very few....

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Oh not again,
It's the same every night.
Straight after tea
You sit down and write.
Writing your poems
And the stories you tell,
It wouldn't be so bad
If you wrote them to sell.
Don't get me wrong
It's not about money,
Some that you write
I think are quite funny.
But the car is a mess
The gardens overgrown.
If your not writing poems
Your playing on your phone.
I work every day,
And I come home to this
To a sink full of pots,
Are you taking the piss....

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