Short Sylvester Poems

Little Tweety Bird,
Had the cutest lisp ever heard.
Sylvester the cat wanted to eat him,
But Tweety always managed to beat him.

1/19/2013...

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sylvester he’s named
tall, dark, handsome- can’t complain
loves me patiently

04/18/2018...

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Sitting on the crescent moon, the jokester was quiet.
His black sidekick Sylvester, an alley cat, needed a riot.
But he kept his counsel and pretended to meditate too.
It is the best way to get along with a jokester like Boo....

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Tweetie Pie
Knows Sylvester is sly
Of the cat he is wary
What a clever canary!

Sylvester
Will seethe and fester
When Tweety makes a mad dash
He exclaims 'suffering succotash!



Cleritoons Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Joseph May

09/05/21...

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with this sing
i songly wed
i did you and
you did too

i bridled the not
French but Spanish
kiss thus tightening
the knot not loosening

i now pronounce you
pronouns in the eyes
of a looney tune spit
sputtering Sylvester

stutter Puddy Cat
and i say i say i say
Leg Horn as a
southern fog drawls in...

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Sylvester the Cat,
the lisping schemer, would get smashed flat
by Granny swinging her broom in a rage
when he tried to lunch on her bird in a cage.


Tweety Bird,
clever canary, spoke when danger occurred.
Inside his cage the wee, wary one sat
and said, “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”


September 2, 2021
entered in the Cleritoons contest
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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61 Chevy Impala  S S 
Black sleek loaded with chrome

Parked at quick shop that morning
Not far from my home

The only extraneous decor than
that described above

A bumper sticker of Sylvester the 
Cat sending everyone his love

It really popped with his
bright red nose saw it and had to laugh

Block lettered in the blackest type
reading thusly....  Kith My Ath...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Olive Garden
Hasta
Pasta

Tom Cruise Stuck in Traffic
Feel need
Need speed

Sylvester Stallone Riding a Horse
Jockey
Rocky

Dustin Hoffman Looking Out the Window
Stay in
Rain man

Tom Hanks Stealing a Piece of Chocolate
Random
Bandit

Harrison Ford Taking a Selfie
Photo
Solo


March 3, 2016...

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The programs I watched as a child.

Button moon the clangers too
 Mr Ben and Scooby Doo

Bugs Bunny and sylvester the cat

Sesame street and Roland rat

It was tiswas I liked the most

Then came another renta ghost

The Mr men and Joe 90 to

Johnny morris down at the zoo.

Champion the wonder horse 

And I can't forget zorro 

Tune in again same time same place 
Tomorrow....

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Sylvester was about to abduct Tweety
But Gran pinched his cheeks and called him sweety.
She put him on her lap, he reluctantly purred
While he kept his beady eyes on that yellow bird.
He leapt from her lap as she started to snooze.
"Now's my moment! How could I lose?"
But he disrupted Grans sleep when his face hit the mat.
Tweety exclaimed, "I saw a naughty cat!"


Written 31st August 2021...

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Old little birdie
What's your hurry
Waiting comes gently chirping

Gummy birdie protein 
With meow color blindness
Reciprocating yummy snack

Tom tells Jerry
O'   SYLVESTER
No not   TWEETY 
that feet is up sharing tap dancing on my purse doors
Open I get out of this somehow

In the interim basically implying 
Ingestion waiting still 
Won't be no bird eating here
Tweet...


Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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It was very sad when your life came to an end.
You weren't just a cat, you were also my friend.
You became my cat after you were born in 2002.
You were good to me and I was good to you.
You were black, white and gray.
I miss you because you passed away.
You made me feel better whenever I got upset.
You were my big buddy and you were a great pet.
You were very pretty and friendly too.
It was a privilege to have owned you.

(DEDICATED TO SYLVESTER WHO DIED SEPTEMBER 17, 2010.)...

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