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Short Swagged Poems

Short Swagged Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Swagged by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Swagged by length and keyword.


Dumped
The angry young man was dump
When he stole his girl friend's red pumps
He struted and swagged
Realized he's been tagged
As a cross dresser and a lame chump...

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Categories: swagged, funny, happy, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Splizzerk
Once upon a londerdong
A rafko sang a song
He whalode a frizly melody
And the shabbers sang along

All the sudden he grabed his derk
He tried to play, but it didn't work
He splazang off stage
Then he went splizzerk

He snatched a maldent by his lip
And reached for a weapon strapped to his hip
The crowd turned and saw the event
They swagged out the door as they tried not to trip...

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Categories: swagged, funny,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Reflection on the Important Things