Short Squirmed Poems

In the middle of a naked night,
jealous, the moon squirmed watching
our memorable love scenes......

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First female Pres faced one awful hurdle
Intimidated, her brave lips curdled
   She twisted and she squirmed
   Met resistance too firm
No way she could slip into that girdle...

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just when you thought
you had it pinched
between thumb and forefinger
it squirmed out
slithered into a crevice
leaving a slimy trail behind
taking turns watching
the crack for eyes in the dark...

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When Verity was only five she’d kiss the boys, oh how they cried
When Verity was nearly ten, they squirmed when she kissed them again
She had some birthdays, one or two, the boys began to form a queue
When Verity became fifteen, a queue so long there’d never been...

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I married a mermaid
Tho she didn't marry me
She used me for bait

To catch her some food
So I wiggled and I squirmed
On her great big hook

Mermaids are not real
So why did you waste your time
Reading this poem

I will tell my friends
That you believe in mermaids
And they all will laugh...

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The Wriggler Squiggler was a caterpillar
                               A graduate from Harvard- a faith healer
                                      He squirmed on Lucy my wife
                                      "Mom what is the way of life?"
                                  He asked with an air of a lady killer...

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I’ve grass stains on my shirt
We squirmed like worms in dirt
I love the way you curl
You’re like a flag unfurled
Snapping in the wind
To call the troops back in
Yet before I march back North
I’ll have my dollar’s worth
You take me in like breath
Your little gasping death
I like it in the South
I love you with my mouth...

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Off To Jail Send

What we did intend to do was defend,
While other side opposing did offend;
Wiggled and squirmed;
Then guilty confirmed,
And off to jail jury did decide to send.

Jim Horn

Results of listening to daily news.

Also another moving message decided to send;
Did declare Trump to be two tweets to the wind....

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He wriggled and squirmed,
Like a demented worm.
Fidgeted and fumbled,
Grimaced and grumbled,
He jiggled and jived,
Contorted and writhed,
Kept saying Arrr,
Like a wasp in a jar.
He was out of control,
This poor wretched soul,
As he reached fever pitch,
He found the itch,
Which he scratched until,
His body stayed still....

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He wrote of death and spoke in whispers
His troubled mind squirmed like and eel,
Yet no one knew of the evil he planned
Or of the hate that he was inclined to feel.
Horror rained heavy on the people that day
Who experienced shear terror and pain,
For this diabolical subhuman
Unleashed his misanthropic rage
Causing anguish that will not soon wane....

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I was walking 
Down the road 
I felt hoppy 
Like a toad
When I came across 
A critter on the street

I didn't know 
That it was there 
And I swear 
I didn't care 
But I felt a funky feeling 
'Neath my feet

I had stepped 
Onto a log 
Heard a ribbit 
From a frog 
Made me jump so high 
I almost lost my shoes

But it was Froggy's
Lucky day 
He had squirmed 
And slipped away  
So, I whistled on my way
The "Frog Town Blues"
 
Ribbit Ribbit""...

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It was there when a serous sea
Spewed out its only occupant
Through a very narrow fleshy
Cave into a harsh world of light.
It sojourned during the long days
Of never-ending crying pleas,
Assuming only a bright smile
Throughout it all uncomplaining.
It witnessed the sound of three words
Coochie, Coochie coo vocalized
While the alien, helpless, squirmed
Under ten soft probing fingers.
It was present when the first two
Steps teetered into outstretched arms....

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Fred could not dance,
He wanted a chance,
To learn,
So he could court a girl,
To hold in his arms,
And show off his charms,
When they twist and twirl.
Fred had two left feet,
He could not compete,
With the other boys fancy moves.
No matter how hard he tried,
All the girls cried,
Laughing,
As he tried to get into the groove,
He wriggled and squirmed,
Like an elongated worm,
He was a sight to see.
A young girl looked at fred,
And loudly, she said.
He dances alright for me!...

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