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Short Sozzled Poems

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Premium Member Twist My Tongue For Poetry Contest
Sister Susie swigged seven Sangria's, Seven Sangria's sister Susie swigged. Swigging seven Sangria's was so stupid - Susie’s severely sozzled her twin sister twigged! 1/17/20
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Categories: sozzled, drink, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Yoga Class
Yoga is in half an hour, I've had my shower.
And dinner too, with wine.
Problem is last time I had yoga with wine,
after downward dog my head was a fog.
Not a good look, It could be mistook
for an unfit adult a little bit sozzled
at yoga class....

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Categories: sozzled, drink, endurance, image,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Newsflash - Rudolph Demoted
Claus chose Vixen to lead his sleigh this year.

   Rudolph was assigned to bring up the rear.

      Vixen was promoted;

         Rudy was demoted,

            Since he was sozzled and too drunk to steer!

Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Contest
(8 December 2018)...

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Categories: sozzled, christmas, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Jane's Bane
Jane was renown for her very short fuse

   'Specially when she was sozzled with booze

      She relished a barroom brawl

         And took on any and all

            With whomever she had divergent views

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 5 in John Freeman's "Slapstick Limerick" Contest - March 2011...

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Categories: sozzled, funny
Form: Limerick

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