Short Smutty Poems
Short Smutty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Smutty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Smutty by length and keyword.
At the bus stop was smutty Miss June,
and her guy there was showing his moon,
having PDA fun
as June’s pants came undone.
It was not just the bus coming soon!
Wildlife 11
Timmy, a cute little shrew,
Wrote limericks smutty and blue,
His rhymes were not 'Chic'
But a bit 'tongue in cheek
That he sent to some poets he knew.
Humor makes everything seem sunny
Though some things can leave our eyes runny
Gonna lighten things up
Tell some off-color smut
Sure gets one's attention especially if smutty
sue spread her legs wide
when mounting the wild stallion
oh your smutty mind!
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Slippery Sam the serpent sang songs.
About sexy slitherers in thongs.
The tunes were quite crass.
Cause thongs up their ... .
Let's face it, that just never belongs.
My apologies for being smutty. I think my mind is rotting.
suns smutty shadow still
symphonically shouting silently
self scorched selflessly
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March 2011
Hitendra Mehta
For Members Contest - "Alliterative Haiku" by Chris D. Aechtner
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There once was a couple so gay
Who liked to get down and to play
Their giggles so naughty
At thoughts that were smutty
Loved flaunting all conduct risqué
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Submitted on December 27, 2018 for contest BAWDY LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN - RANKED 3RD
I keep falling
in deeper water,
sinking like a desirous penny
to the bottom of your well
where pretty things
no longer thrive
and love is
a shade of gray
I'm swimming in the mouth
of murky dreams
and my heart
is no longer transparent,
she's wading
in a smutty film
of verity
how ugly
Drunken Smutty Teenager.
Burning Suicidal Angst.
Red Breast Ripped Open
In The Cold January Heat.
When Love Is Harsh.
When Love Quakes
Within This Presence.
When It's Burs Are Only Nibbling.
When It's Eating Out Our Ancestors
And Crumbling With The Asphalt.
Breaking And Entering.
Lapping Up The Crimson
Of A Bleeding Heart.
I got an idea.? Was it mine though.? It was
A bit risqu'e i'm sure you know.' About schwab and his winker 'being well?? small' and inaproppriate behaviour.' And sliding through a cracked wall..Well I never knew.? I thought I was taking a chance.? Yet he is facing legal charges now, I think he'll have to dance.? So don't
Look at me as smutty.' As I know now I'd
Had the nod..The only One who told me write this down turns out to ( Be God ')
An air sign NOT water surprisingly
Quick witted; it sure applies to me
Unique thinker, happy in my own company
A day dreamer, ideal for writing my poetry
Rebellious, I don’t like folk who are bossy
I love humour, sometimes mine is smutty
Unpredictable, my husband would agree!
Such a free spirit I adore being carefree
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