Short Slobbers Poems
Short Slobbers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Slobbers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Slobbers by length and keyword.
Puppy Ninette
Dog
Puppy
Slurping Now
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Spitting it back up.
He runs so Fast
And slobbers.
Puppy
Now...
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Categories:
slobbers, animal, dog,
Form:
Ninette
A Love Poem
How do I love thee, but maybe the censors are listening
Waiting to pounce, muzzle me, that's when I start bristling
My love is like a volcano
Waiting to erupt in a halo
Of kisses and slobbers and naughtiness wiggling...
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Categories:
slobbers, magic,
Form:
Limerick
Pet Casino
No one knows
what to do
If I breathe in
my poodle's poo
Can I shake paws
with my cat
If I rub her tummy
Is there a caveat
And God protect me
from the friendly St. Bernard
Who slobbers all over me
I need a bodyguard
In fraught times like this
Where to turn for advice
Seems the truth really is
We're just rolling the dice...
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Categories:
slobbers, games, health, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Find Fine Excuses For Your Lateness
Find fine excuses for your lateness;
That way you will protect your Greatness:
A Street fight that just ended a life,
A man The beating out of wife,
A purge that vowed to keep you at home,
A drug you took, everything A Dome …
A soiling of your wear by a car,
Your offer to trace some kid afar;
A patient guide to A Drunk who slobbers,
A surfacing of Long-Starving robbers …
They are all Excuses for Lateness
From A-Z, Lies of Finesse....
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Categories:
slobbers, abuse, career, wisdom, work,
Form:
Rhyme