Short Skimp Poems

I wish I had a Bloody Mary
     To come to my rescue
And quell the aches and pains caused by
     The drink I should eschew

Please make it extra spicy
     With the olives, now don’t skimp
Maybe even top it off
     With a tasty big fat shrimp

A bit of hot horseradish
     ‘Round the rim would be delightful
Then please tell why I drink 
     That would really be insightful...

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Moon, you bring romantic poems to life
Amid the heavens to me and my wife.

We sat as the sun turned the sky amber
And absorbed the gray sky; up you clambered.

Days anew; you, never having grown old
Your witchcraft wink and sounds of gold so bold.

We tiptoed to stand and jump for a glimpse
Of your brilliant new face, you never skimp.

Wistful hues have carried us to realms of dreams
On starlite satin sheets and lavender streams....

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God you are too funny
I didn’t do that 
You did it
You caused me do it at the right time
You do have a sense of humor
Who would ever thought you do
But you do
Haha
I can vouch for that
You do it so many times
It’s unbelievable
Okay God you can have fun
I’ll let you have fun
You can laugh on my behalf
On my benefits
But You have to prepare to pay for it
Because I ain’t gonna
Didn’t you say you will pay for it?
Well you gotta
Don’t skimp out on me
I got your number, lol...

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