Short Schmoozing Poems

Schmoozing and talking
A grouping of film type folk
In the crowd tonight....

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How many remember pitching horseshoes
Dating myself, remember when we schmoozed
Naughty that was
Today, no big fuss
Normal as pooping, it's no longer big news...

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Some say I'm different, is that good or bad?
Clarification's required for this mangy old lad
Methinks I'm oozing
With charm and schmoozing
Yea or nay, the epitome of joy, I might add!...

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Just came back from a Star Wars viewing
“FANTASTIC” now I understand all the hulaballooing 
It sure blew me away
Don't know what else to say
No words can describe it, my mind is schmoozing


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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At night Flossie often went cruising.
With men, she went way beyond schmoozing.
So freely she bed-hopped;
then one day her fun stopped.
How'd she get the clap? So confusing!


Promiscuous people are daring!
While lovin' free, they may be sharing
more than they intended;
and then, to be mended,
they must have long-term doctor's caring.

Clap--gonorrhea

April 27, 2017...

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Fourth’s here
all cheer

big crowd
so loud

hot cooks
grilling

others 
chilling

time to 
say grace

feast is
in place

drinking 
eating

neighbors 
greeting

children 
running

teen girls 
sunning

many
schmoozing

old guys
snoozing

waning 
daylight

flag flies
grand sight

more than 
token!

pledge is
spoken

God bless
U. S.

last perks
fireworks


June 29, 2022
entered in Brian Strand's Premiere Choice Contest    placed 10th...

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