Short Safe Sex Poems
Short Safe Sex Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Safe Sex by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Safe Sex by length and keyword.
Practise Safe Sex
Practise! Practise! Practise!...
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Categories:
safe sex, humor,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Safe Sex
"Use protection," was her first demand
followed by a long list of what's banned.
By the time she was through
there was little to do
so, I think I'll just stick with my hand!...
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Categories:
safe sex, humor, sensual,
Form:
Limerick
Fancy That
Number 9
FANCY THAT
See that hemaphrodite
Who is beyond safe sex
Who feels that safe invite
To pay on time sure tax
Leon Enriquez
22 December 2014
Singapore...
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Categories:
safe sex, character,
Form:
Epigram
Safe Sex
“I may be a cheap honky tonk bar whore
but have three kids here and at home far more”.
Relax I said, my name’s Rex
and I do practice safe sex…
yeah, trust me, I always lock the car door!
...
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Categories:
safe sex, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
How To Have Sex
Allow DNA to stew for two billion years
Names become important as you mature
Stay clear of people called Frankenstein
Nature comes equipped with multiple devices
Most animals do not wear clothes
Some are called on to know how to move
Apparatuses are optional when nude
Never use a credit card
Stay clear of lightning, electrical wires
Including things that catch on fire
Safe sex depends on this
Remember to mate within your species
To carry on the lineage...
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Categories:
safe sex, age, animal, confidence, education, sexy, silly, social,
Form:
Free verse