Short Retainer Poems
Short Retainer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Retainer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Retainer by length and keyword.
Celebrity Stuntie
An amazing lady called Dayna,
Is an incredible stunt trainer.
Truly Wonder Woman too,
She can triple flip on cue
I need to put her on retainer!
20-8-2018
(currently stunt double on Wonder Woman 2 )...
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Categories:
retainer, hero,
Form:
Limerick
House of Fools
Tea party's house entertainer
Is speaker complainer Boehner
Citizens are strained
Anger's hardly contained
But he's on a right wing retainer
Author's note: Gerrymandered congressional districts have brought us house neo-cons who answer to some very foolish people. Now, these folks will stop at nothing to make their special interests even richer while the rest of us get poorer....
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Categories:
retainer, political,
Form:
Limerick
Spicy Bell Pepper
Stop watching me with those derisory eyes
sweet like bear claw
spicy like a bell pepper
give me back my barette
I'm not letting my hair down'
from cooties to copacetic my biggest disease
jus like when u was freshman
lost your retainer cried all day
give me back my fanny pack
you kept it all those years
crazy grifter lost on the freeway
looking for route 66 in a gay way
why you back jerk off?
scads of luv but to late
here's a sawbuck go call someone who cares!...
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Categories:
retainer, abuse,
Form:
Free verse