Short Ranking Poems

High ranking General George S. Patton.
His mission the enemy to flatten.
To his troops he exclaimed without blinking,
If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn’t thinking.
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How do you define the word “privates”
A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that
 Being quite naughty
A wee bit saucy
Cause sexually, I'm really quite a great catch...

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How would you define the word “privates”
A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that
That's quite naughty
Also a bit saucy
Coz sexually, it's well known, I'm a real good catch...

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ocean wave retreats
water spurts erupt behind
clams beneath the sand


May 3, 2918


1st Place ranking in "haiga - haiku - Theme sea - ocean" Contest
Sponsored by Mick Talbot
May 11, 2018...

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Major  Nelson was such a handsome guy
 Happened to be apple of jeannie's eye
          Decorated astronaut
        Ranking near the very top
He was just cool and he didn't even try
       














2-3-19
 Limerick 4 Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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She is faithful to poetry
( Yours and mine)
In the rankings
She has not sold her mind
When readers disappear
As I get near
Or their comments do
Year after year
Valsa George is there
Reading, encouraging
Not fretting, fearing
Ranking in a universe
Of billions of suns
Like our little star, so strong...

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Certainty's excess, nor revelations stress
is empathy for rule, not ingress.
A sacrifice so willing must suggest
the option of forgiveness not complex,
a savior ranking forward as our crest.
In torment's indecisions we have lust,
and so endanger others pathways thus.
Contention must be free and motives just ~
in order that our battle . . . . changes us!...

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Whilst conscious of "the ranking"
I thank my God above
for giving me the chance 
to make me better-of.
Also ask forgiveness
for flaws and all my sins 
to keep me on the path
where light and love it brings
tranquility and peace
bravery and courage
the strength to carry on
for my soul does nourish
all the good there is
even here on earth
to remember who I am,
the rank and what it's worth......

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Chew beans?
BLUE jeans

Chew grass?
Cow gas...

*Cows and other livestock cause 18% of the damage to the ozone layer; ranking 2nd only to carbon dioxide…Freon from air conditioners, etc. contribute far less than either of these. I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky that livestock do NOT include beans in their diet...THAT would indeed be a case of:

Tragic
Magic...

1/10/2015
Tim Ryerson...

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You're a green light
You tell me to go
Your eyes do alight
My motivation beau.

You're a green light
They obey your sign
To you I do smite
Bringing me to cloud nine.

You're a green light
To see you I yearn
A plight you're finite
Must you always adjourn?

You're a green light
You're always alert
'Til into the night
Working hard to exert.

You're a green light
A ranking foremost
A fond you ignite
I love you utmost....

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SHOCKING RESULT

FBI has provided statistics on which astrology signs are most dangerous and
most likely to commit crimes. Their ranking is largely based on the number of
criminals they have arrested over the years.

Most Dangerous Zodiac Sign is: Cancer

As for those who cross,
a mad Cancerians path. 
Beware their last laugh.

A Cancerian forearmed before you are forewarned is a very dangerous Cancerian Indeed . . .     

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )...

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I was born a Police Officer while others become a Police Officer

Name: to identify or recognize
Entity: Real or existing

My name is: Bobby Jo May Senior

1st Name: Bobby: A Police Officer
2nd Name: Jo: Sweetheart
3rd Name: May: Permission, Authorization or Authority
4th: Senior: Highest Ranking

Patron: a person chosen, named, or honored as a special guardian, protector, or supporter.

The next time I get stopped by a cop I am going to show them this, lol...

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Scarcely, in a woman’s night dream
Appears a football team:
The usually visiting one: enticing body cream…
And teasing trousers, tight; at their seam.

Sometimes, jewels that intently gleam
And a thousand arresting smiles beam…
The ever heart-gladdening drift to the astral realm
In just one mind-blowing swift jet stream!
Indeed, all for which Eves scream 
Their voiced ecstasies filling a whole ream,
Their pillows lending to the dream
And happily ranking above their ice cream?...

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Inability, so gross in the making
Not just inadequate, completely lacking
Extreme, nothing and a zero in ranking
Poor hand or mind in a show so ground breaking
Thinkers, yet need one another for using
It’s interest in nothing that makes it oozing
Talents, skills and knowledge are complementing
Unable thumb still leaves the others working
Diversity in skill isn’t all rounding
Even so, knowing limits is good standing...

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