Short Ranch Poems

rainbow grave yard ranch
woven leaves adopt
disco volcano...

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Decides the leader,
 from his ranch gives an order -
  dies a poor soldier....

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nitrogen rich dung
loose green cow patties flung….
sprouts tender and young...

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Always choose your peace
Landscape, beach, ranch, or sleep
Body, mind can rest....

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Start it off by saying grace
Steak at it's finest
Marinated chipotle
Delicious to taste
Tender and juicy
Oh my God
Great!...

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Herray, Herray I did advance
Ah've got ma Cowboys
Runnin the ranch.
An to prove they really Keer
They gived me back my office chair....

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They say at the Lonesome Dove ranch
A turkey flew up to a branch
Invited to lunch
It pooped on the bunch
But it learned not to mess with Blanche!...

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I dropped a fork down my recliner chair
I know it’s somewhere way down there
I would not go after it, even on a dare
For fear there is a mouse ranch under there....

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An old cowpoke on a ranch near Cheyenne
Is Wyoming’s main Muppet fan
His wife’s mad as can be:
It’s Miss Piggy or me!
He sighs: Don’t worry Kermit’s--her man

2/11/22...

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Frank had
a ranch in
Montana

he'd ride
his pygmy
pony as i

try to sing
along my
voice is 

a little hoarse
as i ride my
porcelain

horse
into
the

sun
set...

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in love, the chicken squeezed — red comb,
a brighter hue than the child’s hair.

6/18/2019
YOUR CHOICE(11) IMAGIST STYLE,any form or theme Poetry Contest
Sponsor - Brian Strand...

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There once was a singer with a white glove
Who concealed kinky expressions of love
   At his 'Neverland Ranch'
   The weird stuff made folks blanch
For the love in his glove came with a shove...

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The fish swam around
  curious what he found
A brand-new ranch house
  floating in Puget Sound

Nothing for him there
  so he just shrugged
Unlike the poor humans
  their home waterlogged...

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A high-strung duck on a ranch up in Maine
is best pals with a wistful Great Dane
One goes quack! Quack! Quack!
while the other lays back
Their friendship is hard to is hard to explain

6/8/22...

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the sun, having been fixed
on the barbed wires of my ranch,
is in a state of fear and shock,
cause it has blocked the night's path;
that's why it will have to be exposed
to the night's wrath
...

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               yeah she do
                     just
               send her to 
                 my ranch
                      i'll
               thick'n it up
                   fer ya...

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Monroe was always up before dawn got too deep
cookin' coffee and bacon while we're still asleep
When five o'clock rolled around he'd ring that damn bell
Many a morning I'd liked to send him to hell...

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I had an apple
It had a worm in it
So I diced it up evenly
Added croutons and place him in a salad
Ahh! nothing like a little protein
Where's the ranch dressing

4/17/18
by James Edward Lee. Sr....

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Long slender blades, sort of a cactus, kissing cousin to a palm tree
                             Indians years ago, used to make soap from it
                         On our ranch in New Mexico, we called it "Soap Weed"...

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Sheep are shorn
not because it’s Spring wool has grown too long

Shivering as Winter’s blades dig in
furthering suff’ring’s wrong

The shepherd unsheathes his sword,
“vengeance is mine,” the Lord’s song

7/28/2020...

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Some say that he was the "Robin Hood" for the poor in Old Mexico
                  Others say he was a tequila drinking horse thief, murderer to boot
          One night on my great grand father's ranch in New Mexico, Villa stole their horses...

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Once on a ranch in Texas, a new pup was born, the mother had died
           An old Mexican man that worked there, put the pup on a nanny goat
    As time went on, the dog stayed with the goat herd day and night, the dog thought 
    it was a goat...

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Great lore
of yore

Big lands’
ranch hands

No work
to shirk

Tending;
mending

Bale hay -
okay!

Cows raised
Grass grazed

Horse spurred
helps herd

Strong fence
makes sense

Bull ride
gets tried

For kicks -
rope tricks!...

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Exuberating, elevating, rehabilitating. 
Aah!   Exhilerating in this "Happy Valley."
Far from the top,
but I feel sky high.
Life's B-B-B Boom's been enhanced 
since I've arrived.
Thank the lord i didn't pass my chance
to visit this "Dynamite Ranch"....

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pricot and plums;
are they served in fruit salad;
citrus to me so
~
melon-choly bowl;
filled with collar turnip green;
fruit cocktail salad;
~
urban session dreads;
drenched in hot sauce Red Devil;
 ranch dressing salad?

...

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