Short Ranch Poems
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Start it off by saying grace
Steak at it's finest
Marinated chipotle
Delicious to taste
Tender and juicy
Oh my God
Great!
Herray, Herray I did advance
Ah've got ma Cowboys
Runnin the ranch.
An to prove they really Keer
They gived me back my office chair.
They say at the Lonesome Dove ranch
A turkey flew up to a branch
Invited to lunch
It pooped on the bunch
But it learned not to mess with Blanche!
I dropped a fork down my recliner chair
I know it’s somewhere way down there
I would not go after it, even on a dare
For fear there is a mouse ranch under there.
An old cowpoke on a ranch near Cheyenne
Is Wyoming’s main Muppet fan
His wife’s mad as can be:
It’s Miss Piggy or me!
He sighs: Don’t worry Kermit’s--her man
2/11/22
Frank had
a ranch in
Montana
he'd ride
his pygmy
pony as i
try to sing
along my
voice is
a little hoarse
as i ride my
porcelain
horse
into
the
sun
set
Form:
in love, the chicken squeezed — red comb,
a brighter hue than the child’s hair.
6/18/2019
YOUR CHOICE(11) IMAGIST STYLE,any form or theme Poetry Contest
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There once was a singer with a white glove
Who concealed kinky expressions of love
At his 'Neverland Ranch'
The weird stuff made folks blanch
For the love in his glove came with a shove
The fish swam around
curious what he found
A brand-new ranch house
floating in Puget Sound
Nothing for him there
so he just shrugged
Unlike the poor humans
their home waterlogged
A high-strung duck on a ranch up in Maine
is best pals with a wistful Great Dane
One goes quack! Quack! Quack!
while the other lays back
Their friendship is hard to is hard to explain
6/8/22
the sun, having been fixed
on the barbed wires of my ranch,
is in a state of fear and shock,
cause it has blocked the night's path;
that's why it will have to be exposed
to the night's wrath
.
yeah she do
just
send her to
my ranch
i'll
thick'n it up
fer ya
Monroe was always up before dawn got too deep
cookin' coffee and bacon while we're still asleep
When five o'clock rolled around he'd ring that damn bell
Many a morning I'd liked to send him to hell
I had an apple
It had a worm in it
So I diced it up evenly
Added croutons and place him in a salad
Ahh! nothing like a little protein
Where's the ranch dressing
4/17/18
by James Edward Lee. Sr.
Long slender blades, sort of a cactus, kissing cousin to a palm tree
Indians years ago, used to make soap from it
On our ranch in New Mexico, we called it "Soap Weed"
Form:
Sheep are shorn
not because it’s Spring wool has grown too long
Shivering as Winter’s blades dig in
furthering suff’ring’s wrong
The shepherd unsheathes his sword,
“vengeance is mine,” the Lord’s song
7/28/2020
Some say that he was the "Robin Hood" for the poor in Old Mexico
Others say he was a tequila drinking horse thief, murderer to boot
One night on my great grand father's ranch in New Mexico, Villa stole their horses
Form:
Once on a ranch in Texas, a new pup was born, the mother had died
An old Mexican man that worked there, put the pup on a nanny goat
As time went on, the dog stayed with the goat herd day and night, the dog thought
it was a goat
Form:
Great lore
of yore
Big lands’
ranch hands
No work
to shirk
Tending;
mending
Bale hay -
okay!
Cows raised
Grass grazed
Horse spurred
helps herd
Strong fence
makes sense
Bull ride
gets tried
For kicks -
rope tricks!
Exuberating, elevating, rehabilitating.
Aah! Exhilerating in this "Happy Valley."
Far from the top,
but I feel sky high.
Life's B-B-B Boom's been enhanced
since I've arrived.
Thank the lord i didn't pass my chance
to visit this "Dynamite Ranch".
pricot and plums;
are they served in fruit salad;
citrus to me so
~
melon-choly bowl;
filled with collar turnip green;
fruit cocktail salad;
~
urban session dreads;
drenched in hot sauce Red Devil;
ranch dressing salad?
She rode unsaddled on the mighty horse.
Her hazel hair flew haphazardly and coarse.
They crossed the rippling river, laughing with flair.
They rode to the ranch, her husband waited there.
Yet she needed his love and climbed quickly upstairs.
Placed 2
Karla the kickback kindred kinesthetic witch from Kickapoo County
Ran back to Rustic Ranch when she kicked out Murray the Mountie.
The way she was running, we thought there might be a bounty.
She has a wildly weird wonderful reputation here in Kickapoo County.
Back at the ranch
The 'new normal'
is a case
of Bud
in the basement fridge
Meanwhile
A/C grinding away
TV flickering
Clumps of munchies
stuck to the upholstery
Kids glued to devices
whirring away --
Hey, Where'd Hope go?
Conversation-enders
abound
forgot to ask for honey
what's a chicken nugget to do?
maybe marshmallow creme
A-1 or ranch dressing
caramel or chocolate drizzle
leftover guacamole
cheese queso beats plain ketchup
just off the top of my head
on the tip of my tongue
August 1, 2020
Strand - Informel