Short Proctor Poems
Short Proctor Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Proctor by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Proctor by length and keyword.
Emagi Proctor Year Round
Adelide Proctor 'ALL the YEAR ROUND'
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Categories:
proctor, poems,
Form:
Shape
Professions
proctor
doctor
legal
eagle
feature
preacher
smuggest
druggist
master
pastor
deck
tech
paid
aide
Written April 4, 2022...
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Categories:
proctor, fun, humor,
Form:
Footle
Who Is the Culprit
Helped by his fellow candidates
And blessed by the proctor
He passed the exam
Who is the culprit?
Naani Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Date: 12-05-2022
Place: 3rd...
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Categories:
proctor, education, nonsense,
Form:
Verse
Relax, Mrs. Crockter
An old lady went to the doctor.
Soon the nurse came in as a proctor.
Her face was blushing red.
She covered up her head.
“Relax and think of Davy Crocker.”
© August 19, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen...
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Categories:
proctor, funny
Form:
Limerick
Brown Midas
He felt so cocksure
his Midas Touch was proctor.
Vegas pulled him down.
Now his Midas touch is brown.
His failure was a shocker.
NB: Inspired by, but not entered in, Edward Ibeh’s This of That, Vol 15 Contest...
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Categories:
proctor, addiction, confidence, corruption, feelings, games,
Form:
Tanka
Hurtin' Jim
Poor, poor fisherman, Jim Proctor
A flying carp sent him to the doctor
He was out sturgeon fishin'
Now his left eye's hurtin'
When his wife first saw it, it shocked her
Date written and posted: 06/03/2018...
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Categories:
proctor, fishing, humor,
Form:
Limerick
To Rise Again
No ordered enchantment,
no purpose in luck
No dreams in forgetting,
no lover mistook
A bells rings in silence
when ears have gone dry
A bat’s in the chimney
when fire’s denied
All hail to the wonder,
all hail to the chiefs
All hail to the proctor,
all hail disbelief
Indentured we mingle,
inclement we fall
Inspired we stumble
—in spite of it all
(Dreamsleep: October, 2021)...
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Categories:
proctor, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Adultery, Trust, Forgiveness
What keeps you?
I have no business in Salem
Woman
I’ll have no suspicion
She will cry
Drank a charm
To kill proctors wife
To kill goody proctor
Elizabeth
Proctor
Abigail
Elizabeth
Proctor
Abigail
Elizabeth
Innocent to a witch
It is a whore
Have known her
I naught to lie
Lying
Promise
Let me speak
I want life
I did
Not the same
Deny nothing
Go to him
He have goodness
God forbid
I take it...
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Categories:
proctor, education,
Form:
Blank verse
Santa's Bad Day
The elves filled Santa's sack with toys
For all the good little girls and boys
When he lifted it up he used his back
Instead of his legs and he tore his sack
An elf gave a band-aid to Santa, their proctor
Santa said, "No, I need to go to a doctor"
But sadly a doctor he would do without
There was no time, so he started his route
He stood up in the sleigh, his jewels in a brace
Yelling, "OW, Merry Christmas!", all over the place!...
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Categories:
proctor, christmas, holiday, horror, humor,
Form:
Couplet
P,J,S
Poor Jeremy Squires.
Jeremy Squires a strange wee breed
would cough and sneeze all day indeed.
So Marjorie Proctor sent for the doctor.
She asked that he come real quick.
Before Jeremy Squires and his coughing expires
then he'll no-longer be sick!
Well, said the doctor, if I don't come quick
and Jeremy Squires is no-longer sick
he won't need a doctor Marjorie Proctor.
Is that what you've just said?
Yes! Said she, oh don't you see
cause Jeremy Squires will be dead....
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Categories:
proctor, children, nonsense, sick,
Form:
Rhyme