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Santa's Bad Day

The elves filled Santa's sack with toys
For all the good little girls and boys

When he lifted it up he used his back
Instead of his legs and he tore his sack

An elf gave a band-aid to Santa, their proctor
Santa said, "No, I need to go to a doctor"

But sadly a doctor he would do without
There was no time, so he started his route

He stood up in the sleigh, his jewels in a brace
Yelling, "OW, Merry Christmas!", all over the place!

Copyright © Pat Adams | Year Posted 2017

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 4/21/2018 8:05:00 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Usually raunchy stuff makes me angry, but you did it in such a delightful and tasteful way, Kudos to you, Pat. Drop the Mike! Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 4/22/2018 7:19:00 AM Well, you better tread lightly through my stuff!! I try to ride the fence but sometimes a lean a bit far to the wrong side!! Drop the mike!!?!! You are funny my friend!

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 11/20/2017 2:21:00 PM Santa should have had a helper for this special evening run,because he is in so much pain. I like this poem. Have a nice day my friend. Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/20/2017 3:40:00 PM Thank you Darlene, for the comment and the sideways smile!!......(Always a wise guy in the bunch)......Pat

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 10/14/2017 8:16:00 PM I think you have an instant classic here Pat :) fave! xomo Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 10/15/2017 3:09:00 AM Thank you so much Maureen. That's really sweet.........Pat

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 10/14/2017 7:40:00 PM Lol, I hope Santa takes a class on work safety next time!~Che :) Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 10/15/2017 3:08:00 AM Well, no matter how many times you tell someone how to lift their sack of toys!!..............80)

Jan Allison Date: 10/14/2017 5:29:00 PM lol PAT but I have to protest it is far to early for Christmas poems!!!! They should be banned until 24th December at the earliest bah humbug!!!!:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 10/14/2017 6:30:00 PM Sorry, I lost track of time! I'll try to rein it in deer!.....80)...(See what I did there, Rein/Deer Reindeer....Oh well)