Relax, Mrs. Crockter

An old lady went to the doctor.
Soon the nurse came in as a proctor.
Her face was blushing red.
She covered up her head.
“Relax and think of Davy Crocker.”

© August 19, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/22/2010 7:36:00 PM
heeehee. How silly but I like it!! Congratulations, Dane Ann. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/21/2010 3:46:00 AM
That's funny- Congrats Dane Ann
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:24:00 PM
Congrats on the win, Dane
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Date: 8/20/2010 4:08:00 PM
Congratulations Dane on your fifth place, Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/20/2010 2:21:00 PM
congrats on the well deserved win!! Take care!
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Date: 8/20/2010 12:40:00 PM
congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 8/20/2010 11:17:00 AM
Congrats, Dane Ann. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:14:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Dane Ann in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:10:00 AM
Congrats Dane Ann on your win in the doctor contest with this great write.. ciao with luv..
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Date: 8/20/2010 8:59:00 AM
Wish you could be with me Monday, Dane Ann. I would enjoy having you as my proctor. Funny limerick! Many of the Soup's best humor writers provided a lot of laughs. There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/19/2010 8:34:00 AM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Dane Ann. I'll have to look up Davy Crocker. Only know of a Davy Crocket. LOL Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/19/2010 3:14:00 AM
Funny limerick, love to read limericks, never was much good at writing them. Nice read.
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