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Relax, Mrs. Crockter

An old lady went to the doctor.
Soon the nurse came in as a proctor.
Her face was blushing red.
She covered up her head.
“Relax and think of Davy Crocker.”

© August 19, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

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Andrea Dietrich

August 22, 2010 at 7:36 PM

heeehee. How silly but I like it!! Congratulations, Dane Ann. LUv, Andrea

Mitch White

August 21, 2010 at 3:46 AM

That's funny- Congrats Dane Ann

Dr.Ram Mehta

August 20, 2010 at 9:24 PM

Congrats on the win, Dane

John Freeman

August 20, 2010 at 4:08 PM

Congratulations Dane on your fifth place, Agape, Moses

Doris Culverhouse

August 20, 2010 at 2:21 PM

congrats on the well deserved win!! Take care!

Francine Roberts

August 20, 2010 at 12:40 PM

congrats on your win in the contest

Ralph Taylor

August 20, 2010 at 11:17 AM

Congrats, Dane Ann. Nice going. Ralph

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 20, 2010 at 9:14 AM

Congratulations on your win Dane Ann in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 20, 2010 at 9:10 AM

Congrats Dane Ann on your win in the doctor contest with this great write.. ciao with luv..

Carolyn Devonshire

August 20, 2010 at 8:59 AM

Wish you could be with me Monday, Dane Ann. I would enjoy having you as my proctor. Funny limerick! Many of the Soup's best humor writers provided a lot of laughs. There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn