Short Priest Poems
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Trump Nincoomp Priest Horn Haiku
Of all Trump is least;
Gone bonkers being a beast;
Now nincompoop priest.
Jim Horn
It is all the same
both poet and priest
The Word his feast
One quotes God
the other, less above
in common
they both love
Antonio Luccio Vivldi
the free spirit from Italy
A composer this Red headed Priest
ever in 'season' prolificacy never to cease
Joy counted her lovers by tens
Including identical twins
What Joy found fun
Was quickly done
For she loved confessing her sins!
A priest on top of Mount Zion
Offered a prayer to Orion
The scripture quoted
On the air floated
So lunch was fresh for the lion
Priest or king,
What olive branch
Do you hold
In your hand
Priest or king,
You must
Have the
Courage to
Do the
Right thing
these branches and roots
that cord to the grave ancients
should be free from man’s swords!
both oracle and priest held for days …
Form:
Seasoned Antonio Vivaldi the 'red' priest
so prolific he could not cease
Priest Antonio Vivaldi of Venice
wrote Farnace an opera piece
It was Vatican barred for 300 years
happily in 2022 we now will hear
There once was a city slicker
Who posted photos on flickr
All naked and clean
But rated, "Obscene"
By Rabbi, Priest, and the Vicar!
He split the veil…He pardoned me.
Forgave my debt…Set me free.
Now He’s my priest…He offered for me
A one-time sacrifice…at Calvary.
A priest hears confessions Q.T.
And grants absolution for free
Just hearing a cop
In a doughnut shop
Scares the "Be-Jesus" out of me!
A man who was hung by his balls
Declined to accept any calls
A priest said we'll find
He changes his mind
A few seconds after he falls
The priest of Our Lady of Grace
Is known to prefer a French face
But an English fanny
At the Hootenanny
Has just been awarded First Place
“Greatness”…the goal of ermined kings,
“Sainthood”…nun and priest,
“Fame”…the troubadour who sings,
“Mankind”…the charnel worms who feast.
A priest made the sign of a cross
Then knelt to pray to his boss
A pigeon flew by
And baptised the guy
To prove prayers do not gather moss
we prefer a priest
of all said he was the least
being at a feast
when we could connect
surely would always select
one which was correct
Was out playing golf just for fun
With Father O’Toole in the sun
When club from hand burst
Hit priest as he cursed
And I hit his first holy one
An excited priest on the train
Was found rubbing against the grain
"You need a giraffe
To service that staff"
Some Sisters laughed in refrain
Biden went to the Middle East
For a cous-cous sheep-eyeball feast
Relations were strained
Raisi explained,
"That Red button summons a priest"
Are u hu-man? Or?
P C imam bot legese?
Woe-ad priest Par'i?
Seine fish (aroma)
2000 years, new bottles old whine!
Crawling's not flying!!
Max went to a priest for advice
But was told she had to act nice
If Max had the balls
To answer such calls
Transgenders would be throwing rice!
I went to Mass Saint Patrick Day
And overheard a woman say,
"You can't drink green beer
With the priest in here
Or we'll have the Devil to pay!"
Boccacio loved to stage a game
Where nuns could find a priest to blame
But you know the Pope
Was kind of a dope
And blessed Decamerone with fame
Bartenders are like Priest
on confession days
They listen contently to
their patrons
with open ears,
give advise,
then send them
on their way