Short Preempted Poems
Short Preempted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Preempted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Preempted by length and keyword.
A Day Preempted
down leaf-strewn lanes
hedgerows of inspirations
a poet’s dreaming reveals
a poetry records it well
a day preempted...
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Categories:
preempted, dream, poetry,
Form:
Tanka
What I Learned On the Web Today
A woman accused of murder attempted
But the boyfriend escaped - the deed was preempted
Her weapon of choice - 38 double Ds
She smothered him so he could not even sneeze
But he pushed and he shoved then he called 911
He said girls with big boobs are not that much fun...
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Categories:
preempted, girlfriend-boyfriend, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
Little Miss Tough Squit..
Little Miss Tough Squit,
Was downing a "shot",
When some jive-arsed turkey...
Parked his butt right next to her spot...
He oogled Miss Tough Squit...
Thought he might have a chance...
Asked her if she'd like to dance...
She looked him over with great contempt,
His clothes not clean, his hair unkempt..
"Buzz Off Bozo!!" she barked at him...
He got all red, his patience grew thin...
He was about to say what he ought not,
But she preempted him,
With a clean chin shot......
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Categories:
preempted, adventure, funny, parody,
Form:
Rhyme