What I Learned On the Web Today

A woman accused of murder attempted
But the boyfriend escaped - the deed was preempted
Her weapon of choice - 38 double Ds
She smothered him so he could not even sneeze
But he pushed and he shoved then he called 911
He said girls with big boobs are not that much fun
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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November 26, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Mike, lol....lol...oh my.... that is the first.. and yes, the image has me laughing,, don't they belong in the face.. JK...pd
Dailey Avatar
November 27, 2012 at 2:46 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed my little news brief. I try to learn something new from the web every day that I can and then share the news with friends. Mike
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November 26, 2012 at 6:17 PM
ha! i'm guessing that you really did read about this strange little tale. you've done a fine job of bringing it to our attention in a very humorous way...
Dailey Avatar
November 27, 2012 at 2:47 PM
You are catching on - it was a real news brief. I do love strange tales (please note the spelling) and they are so much fun to share with friends and strangers. Mike
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