Short Poker Poems
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That Came Out Of Nowhere
Poker Is All About Bluffing!
Fold.
Did You Already Win?
-Gray Squirrel
05-19-2025
The dealer dealt the hand with deft finesse
Black aces and black eights
Felt the muzzle on my neck.
Written March 22, 2022
broker, poker;
righty, tighty;
washer, dryer;
dirty, duty;
filthy, lecher
10/26/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
poker faces of those closest
are the last ones you will notice
but once you do
the friendship's through
lying dead and rootless
There once was a fellow like me
Designed to make love happily
But there was a vicar
Who said, "You can't liquor
Until you can grow a goatee!"
There was a lady stock broker
who used clients' funds for poker.
One customer got wise
and to the lady's surprise.
Saw fit to up and croaker.
bitter words fester
through the stench of his glare
and the ugliness of his heart
she maintains her poker face
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
my alligator loves to play poker,
he's a lot of fun and quite a joker,
because of that sly grin,
he always wins,
and my card play is just mediocre.
She didn’t play poker so well.
Her bluff was as clear as a bell.
Her insides would quaver
So much that they gave her
A hell of a smell of a tell.
your hand not tipped
playing your cards close to your chest
stoic, no twitches or tremors
never betraying
what you hold
I lay down the queen of hearts
They say I have covid,
Well, isn't that special.
So, they gave me Paxlovid,
And an oxygen checker.
Yet, I'm told it's better,
Than the pox or a poker!
The midnight warning of Paul Revere:
"Liquor up front, poker in the rear!
The British are coming
To do their own plumbing
So ensure you leave a souvenir!"
I shuffle the cards
a five card deal
I parlay true love
you ante sex appeal
my poker hand good
a queen high straight
I win your heart
a twist of fate
Drove his Jag through town with a fuss
He came to play poker with us
We took his treasure
And for good measure
Sent him home in a Greyhound bus
10/14/2016
Oktoberfest means barrels of beer
So the Kavanaughs came for some here
The girls waited in line
Underneath that big sign,
"Liquor up front, Poker in the rear"
buckle up
a hundred dollars
at the poker table
gives you
less time then you think
only an ace
could kill the mood
they had the ace
Ace…you are done
Atlantic City won
The wife took a job that pays pretty fair
Combing out daylight from Trump's orange hair
Displaying his lust
Trump stares at her bust
Confirming an Ace can not beat a pair!
Phil’s attitude and responses were phlegmatic.
He hid them away in his grandma’s attic.
Difficult to arouse was Phillip McGee.
Played poker well, quite unlike give-away-face me.
He refused to gamble as a rule although,
He heard something, that made his interest grow
It's true of one game
Strip poker's its name
The more you lose, the more you have to show!
There once was a gambler named Peter
At poker he was known as a cheater
Hid cards behind his ear
Even put some up his rear
Till Dangerous Dan shot him with his heater
A sign out front of a bar & grill shack
“Liquor in the front, poker in the back”
Suggestive, you betcha
Naughty image etcetera
Quite misleading, but an enticing plaque
A sign out front of a bar & grill shack
“Liquor in the front, poker in the back”
Suggestive, you betcha
Naughty image etcetera
Quite misleading, but an enticing plaque
There once was a gambler named Peter
At poker, he was known as a cheater
Hid cards behind his ear
Even put some up his rear
Till Dangerous Dan shot him with his heater
A sign out front of a bar & grill shack
“Liquor in the front, poker in the back”
Suggestive, you betcha
Naughty image etcetera
Quite misleading, but an enticing plaque
you can show
me bikini
you can show
me naked
but when i see
you wearing
your moto helmet
and with glasses
i start dressing
in layers to ask
would you like
to play
stripe
poker
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