Short Perm Poems
Short Perm Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Perm by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Perm by length and keyword.
There once was a man from somewhere
Who had trouble with his nose hair
So he gave them a perm
With a wiggle and squirm
And won second prize at the fair
Categories:
perm, hair, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A vain, self important baboon
Would preen as he made ladies swoon
Chin chiselled and firm
A blonde curly perm
His butt still looks like a balloon
Categories:
perm, animal,
Form:
Limerick
I'm really in a big stew over which stew to choose
Irish, Meatball, Beef or I pulsate down to my shoes
Whimper and squirm
Messes my perm
Was told it goes really good with a bunch of booze
Categories:
perm, cheer up,
Form:
Limerick
I'm really in a big stew over which stew to choose
Irish, Meatball or Beef, all make me pulsate down to my shoes
Whimper and squirm
Messes up my perm
Was told it goes really good with a bunch of booze
Categories:
perm, food,
Form:
Limerick
Eve, dear Eve, you are such a sweet lady
My heart skips a beat when you write me, oh baby!
I tingle and squirm
And mess up my perm
My thoughts could be considered a wee bit shady!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
perm, fun, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Whisper so loudly,
And sing, softly.
Out of the darkness,
No evils will access.
Into the daylight,
So there’s no fright.
Alongside a moment,
Dreams do ferment.
Bright shiny world,
And Perm-twirled.
Die now with shame,
Blame is the game.
Hope fell from the sky,
So don’t question why.
You don’t feel this pain,
Alongside evil you rein.
Categories:
perm, introspection
Form:
Free verse
She is uncomfortable
Thinking they are all staring at her
She can barely look up
They are twelve and thirteen
Most not noticing her at all
Too concerned about their own flaws
One thinks they are staring at his zit
Another is sure they are staring at her frizzy perm
Most self conscious age of all
Middle school dance
Critical beyond belief
Misunderstanding the beauty of this age
Categories:
perm, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Prose Poetry
I can have short hair
Or I can have long.
I can color it or perm it
Nothing is wrong.
I comb it and brush it
It is soft as silk.
Sometimes I even
Wash it in milk.
I blow it dry
And curl it with heat.
To go to the hairdresser
Is such a treat.
Blonde or brown
Red or black.
My hair is thick
Flowing down my back.
Highlights and lowlights
Purple or blue.
What should I try
What will I do?
Categories:
perm, hair,
Form:
Rhyme
If I had a flat chest I'd buy some fake boobs,
If I had a pale face, I'd put on some rouge.
If my hair was limp and flat, I'd get a perm or buy a hat.
If my clothes were all wrinkled, ragged and tore,
I'd start a new fad or buy me some moe.
If I need to be pretty, and that I do,
I'd find me a man who cares like you.
You dress me so beautiful, and help me look great ,
And what thanks do I give, except being late?
Categories:
perm, appreciation, boyfriend, humor, life, thanks,
Form:
Rhyme
You're fleecing
Ever so covering
Fluffy is your fur
The hair
On your chrome
So engulfing
Where does it really come from
bushy
curly
strengthen
lengthen
long flowing
falling
fluffy and
yet so powerful
your natural
your perm
your strength
you learn your hair
soft and powerful
so endowed for
Beautiful I'm so rare
Colorful vibrance is
Your hair
12/1/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Categories:
perm, analogy, appreciation, hair,
Form:
Free verse
Shelly has a new perm from an old kit high on a shelf
It is a curly perm that somehow managed to feed itself
Every day there are more curls and it is poofy and round
It travels outward and upward, does not head for the ground.
What kind of a perm is it? Curious neighbors want to know.
The perm has a mind of its own, and has taken on quite a glow.
Now there is glitter, and streaks of color thanks to this perm boss.
Shelly stays silent; her powers of being in charge are a loss.
Categories:
perm, humor,
Form:
Rhyme