Short Obscene Poems

virus is obscene
to overcome need vaccine
hope it vacates scene

Another great Horn Haiku....

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$uccesses
Obscene Profits
Pocketed Naked Bribes
Crowed Triumphantly, then Wept
Incarceration...

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a firm resistance
bitter taste on her palette ~
his obscene advance



Date written: 10/21/2020...

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Why must
development
be forever seen as
progress, when its mostly obscene
ruin?...

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Cleaning teeth, what a relief,
When you know where they have been,
What I forced them to eat today
Really was obscene....

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his drinking obscene
geezer guzzles a gallon —
impure milk cures spouse

7/5/2018



Mick Talbot’s Senryu Contest...

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A man wanted to be seen
After wearing cut out butt jeans
He enticed a crowd
Who got very loud
Because what he wore was obscene...

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Crumbs I used to say
It was a swear word in my day
Now more blaspheme
With words obscene
I am sad that it's turned out this way...

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There once was a city slicker
Who posted photos on flickr
All naked and clean
But rated, "Obscene"
By Rabbi, Priest, and the Vicar!...

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He’s allowed the CoVID-19
To run amuck and obscene
    But Biden is here
    He’ll win never fear
When vote counters finally convene...

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Miss Vi Brayder says Halloween
Is a night when spooks get obscene
In the cemetery
They were making Mary
Just as Randy was coming clean...

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Chipped nail polish on Halloween,
the witch’s giggle so obscene;
A mad cackle,
that fiery crackle;
It’s the next trend in the magazine....

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Victorian art is quite clean 
Though Roman and Greek are obscene
The Queen did not care
That David was bare
But he was quite shy of the mean!...

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The Devil went up to Georgia
In search of Lucrezia Borgia
His thoughts were obscene
But she was plain mean,
"Georgia just wants to disgorge yuh!"...

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National Enquirer’s the source
When a Tiger’s balls go off course
A scorecard obscene
Of links far from the green
That just might be cause for divorce...

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He lied. He cheated. His ways were obscene.
He could be unruly and truly mean.
In every kind of way
I really must say
His integrity decidedly not keen....

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I am quite into comedy at the moment
Since the rioter's stole my telly
London's burning 
God save the Queen
Her subjects run obscene
The empire strikes back...

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Greasy dirty pig-like and obscene,
Gave her no chances, despicable queen.
Made fun of her dress.
Never had a caress.
Her filth was truly nothing to preen....

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Jim Steneson had a problem with gas
without warning he'd let out a blast.
The stink was obscene
folks escaped the scene
and denounced Jim as a pain in the ass....

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If I were perfume
I would file many cases
against young ladies
for serial indecent assaults
breach of my privacy
obscene daily errands
and forced love affairs...

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Had been watching news as it would break,
Wondering how many pieces it would take;
Saw on screen;
Some obscene,
And while at it much history have to make.

Jim Horn...

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The ugly small fry tattle tale thief
Slid to a quick stop much to my relief.
He was definitely mean
His tattle-taling obscene.
And frankly I gave him nothing but grief....

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Bathing is for others. Not me. Not me!
Cleaning? No way. I want to be free!
Move out when I’m eighteen?
That would be obscene.
You can hold onto me like my sisters three....

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IT’S OCTOBER  

We’ve got to October fifteen 
And soon it will be Halloween 
So I’ve searched in the attic 
For a costume dramatic 
And, with fangs, I’m looking obscene...

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A zombie, quite slow and quite green,
Tried baking a cake, so obscene.
The frosting did drip,
As his fingers did slip,
"This 'recipe's' simply not keen!"

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