Short Obscene Poems
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Cleaning teeth, what a relief,
When you know where they have been,
What I forced them to eat today
Really was obscene.
his drinking obscene
geezer guzzles a gallon —
impure milk cures spouse
7/5/2018
Mick Talbot’s Senryu Contest
A man wanted to be seen
After wearing cut out butt jeans
He enticed a crowd
Who got very loud
Because what he wore was obscene
Crumbs I used to say
It was a swear word in my day
Now more blaspheme
With words obscene
I am sad that it's turned out this way
There once was a city slicker
Who posted photos on flickr
All naked and clean
But rated, "Obscene"
By Rabbi, Priest, and the Vicar!
He’s allowed the CoVID-19
To run amuck and obscene
But Biden is here
He’ll win never fear
When vote counters finally convene
Miss Vi Brayder says Halloween
Is a night when spooks get obscene
In the cemetery
They were making Mary
Just as Randy was coming clean
Chipped nail polish on Halloween,
the witch’s giggle so obscene;
A mad cackle,
that fiery crackle;
It’s the next trend in the magazine.
peter thiel almost un-real, wants to link
His workers, to the buzzing field.'
The pc-screen; mind.' This
Matter is so cruelly
Obscene.!
Victorian art is quite clean
Though Roman and Greek are obscene
The Queen did not care
That David was bare
But he was quite shy of the mean!
The Devil went up to Georgia
In search of Lucrezia Borgia
His thoughts were obscene
But she was plain mean,
"Georgia just wants to disgorge yuh!"
National Enquirer’s the source
When a Tiger’s balls go off course
A scorecard obscene
Of links far from the green
That just might be cause for divorce
He lied. He cheated. His ways were obscene.
He could be unruly and truly mean.
In every kind of way
I really must say
His integrity decidedly not keen.
They asked us
In the absence of screens,
To dim your conscience, pains, and dreams
Would you resort to panicked screams?
Or would the quiet be obscene
I am quite into comedy at the moment
Since the rioter's stole my telly
London's burning
God save the Queen
Her subjects run obscene
The empire strikes back
Greasy dirty pig-like and obscene,
Gave her no chances, despicable queen.
Made fun of her dress.
Never had a caress.
Her filth was truly nothing to preen.
Jim Steneson had a problem with gas
without warning he'd let out a blast.
The stink was obscene
folks escaped the scene
and denounced Jim as a pain in the ass.
If I were perfume
I would file many cases
against young ladies
for serial indecent assaults
breach of my privacy
obscene daily errands
and forced love affairs
People say that my grass is so green
I should brag and reveal my routine
But I won’t stoop that low
Because what makes it grow
Is manure and that sounds so obscene
Had been watching news as it would break,
Wondering how many pieces it would take;
Saw on screen;
Some obscene,
And while at it much history have to make.
Jim Horn
The ugly small fry tattle tale thief
Slid to a quick stop much to my relief.
He was definitely mean
His tattle-taling obscene.
And frankly I gave him nothing but grief.
Bathing is for others. Not me. Not me!
Cleaning? No way. I want to be free!
Move out when I’m eighteen?
That would be obscene.
You can hold onto me like my sisters three.
IT’S OCTOBER
We’ve got to October fifteen
And soon it will be Halloween
So I’ve searched in the attic
For a costume dramatic
And, with fangs, I’m looking obscene
Maxine and the Vaccine
There was a woman called Maxine
Who refused to have a vaccine
She said "Its a plot,
I don't want a shot!"
And left shouting something obscene.
The life of a Drone Bee is great.
His only function is to mate.
I'm not being too obscene,
but he must service the Queen
Can't think of a happier fate.