Short Nutritionist Poems
Short Nutritionist Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Nutritionist by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Nutritionist by length and keyword.
Analysis of ‘raising Children'
It took a long time, but they finally grew up
Each...with individual diversions...Ha!
Five roads...five conclusions, (yet, but not)
“Children are a gift from God”, unwrapped at birth
Coercing us to change...not an option
I’ve become a doctor, judge, nutritionist,
speech therapist, teacher, and chauffeur...
All without license
In the final analysis of ‘raising’ children
Could it possibly be said...
I’ve finally grown up?...
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Categories:
nutritionist, caregiving, family, life,
Form:
I do not know?
Green Vegetables
Some time ago my nutritionist,
a true health freak and activist,
recommended I eat green veggies –
(for antioxidants against diseases):
kale, cabbage, chard, broccoli, arugala
all cruciferous greens and other genera.
The benefits were just as predicted
but the side-effects were not expected –
I now have the longest ears in town,
walk less, but do more hopping around,
and, to my wife’s distress, my need for sex
would exhaust the need of any rabbit.
...
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Categories:
nutritionist, humor,
Form:
Light Verse