Short Not The Brightest Bulb Poems

Not the brightest bulb in the pack I'll have you know
A real beauty but her brain was slow
Her thinking was jumbled don't you see
Thought Meow Mix was a cat cd
Was honored to be on the Jerry Springer Show !




                                                  ** for the Giggles contest...

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The massive head came out of the water hard and fast.
This shark had a blood red mouth and killer teeth!
“It is a great white!” Matt yelled.
We rushed to see.
“Look at those serrated teeth!” 
“I am going to get a closer look!” yelled Matt.
Not the brightest sailor on the ship that day.
He jumped into the water with his water proof camera.
We got a fantastic close up when we retrieved it.
“Any idea where Matt is?” asked his twin, Pat.
Also not the brightest bulb in the box....

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