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Short Nonagenarian Poems

Short Nonagenarian Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Nonagenarian by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Nonagenarian by length and keyword.


Premium Member Pat the Nonagenarian - Saucy
Pat the Nonagenarian
No one would guess Pat was over ninety She'd had pins and tucks, is trim and lively With implanted bust Inflated buttocks She drives men crazy, undeniably. That is till they get her into the sack Pat can't raise a smile as her face would crack Her buttocks and bust Pop when they are touched Sadly for Pat no man ever comes back.
26th May 2021
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Categories: nonagenarian, humorous,
Form: Limerick




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