Short Nonagenarian Poems
Short Nonagenarian Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Nonagenarian by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Nonagenarian by length and keyword.
Pat the Nonagenarian - Saucy
Pat the Nonagenarian
No one would guess Pat was over ninety
She'd had pins and tucks, is trim and lively
With implanted bust
Inflated buttocks
She drives men crazy, undeniably.
That is till they get her into the sack
Pat can't raise a smile as her face would crack
Her buttocks and bust
Pop when they are touched
Sadly for Pat no man ever comes back.
26th May 2021...
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Categories:
nonagenarian, humorous,
Form:
Limerick