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Pat the Nonagenarian No one would guess Pat was over ninety She'd had pins and tucks, is trim and lively With implanted bust Inflated buttocks She drives men crazy, undeniably. That is till they get her into the sack Pat can't raise a smile as her face would crack Her buttocks and bust Pop when they are touched Sadly for Pat no man ever comes back. 26th May 2021

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/22/2021 7:23:00 PM

G'day Belle ... fantastic and funny indeed. I could imagine how surprised her suitors were - thanks Belle - Lindsay

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/23/2021 2:13:00 AM

Thank you Lindsay, glad you enjoyed the Limerick… Belle

Laura Leiser

Date: 5/28/2021 8:56:00 PM

This is so funny, Belle! Very entertaining!! :D

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/29/2021 1:33:00 AM

Thank you Laura, so kind of you ~ Belle :D

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/28/2021 6:07:00 PM

Lol! Belle, Both limericks are hilarious. I laughed out loud reading your limericks. Poor Pat, I could just picture the whole scene. Have a great day and weekend:-) Alexis

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/28/2021 7:04:00 PM

Pleased you got a laugh Alexis, that’s what Limericks are for. Have a great weekend yourself ~ Belle :-)

Judy Ball

Date: 5/27/2021 9:13:00 AM

LOL This is too cute. Can you imagine what the man would do when he touched her and she exploded. This is hilarious. God Bless, JB

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/27/2021 11:23:00 AM

Just imagine - so pleased you enjoyed the humour Judy, thank you and God bless ~ Belle

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/27/2021 2:23:00 AM

Funny it is though death is not. Great limericks attempts.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/27/2021 2:36:00 AM

Nobody died in the Limericks Victor, so all is well. Thank you very much, Belle :-)

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/26/2021 5:17:00 PM

This is hilarious, methinks, Belle! Gives new life to the saying: Step on a crack; break your mother's back! lol. Keep 'em coming. :) gw

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/26/2021 6:27:00 PM

Thanks Gershon, never heard that wisecrack before. There’s a few new Lims coming soon… Belle

Jan Allison

Date: 5/26/2021 2:47:00 PM

ha ha ha so darn funny:-) saucy indeed and fun:-) hugs jan I'm so glad you enjoy writing this witty form its my favourite:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/26/2021 6:25:00 PM

I do enjoy writing limericks Jan and yours at times inspire mine… Hugs, Belle :-) xx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 5/26/2021 2:17:00 PM

So funny, so true, Belle.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/26/2021 6:22:00 PM

Thank you Milt, very much ~ Belle

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 5/26/2021 12:07:00 PM

Hello Belle Belleveu, poor Pat. She had a bad moment. Yet i can not stop to laugh. LoL. enjoy your day my friend.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/26/2021 3:22:00 PM

Hello Bella, yes I did have a good laugh with this limerick. /Right not for Pat. your welcome poet pal. /Darlene.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/26/2021 12:12:00 PM

Pleased this gave you a laugh Darlene, Limericks are made for laughter, except maybe for Pat. Thank you poet pal ~ Belle

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/26/2021 12:03:00 PM

Lol, time to call it a day Belle. Tom

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/26/2021 12:06:00 PM

Lol, for Pat maybe. Thank you Tom ~ Belle

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/26/2021 11:16:00 AM

You recount a number of snowbirds I have known....well done! Aloha! Rico

Rico Leffanta
Date: 5/27/2021 11:13:00 AM

"Snowbirds" designate USA senior citizens who come South for the winter months.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/26/2021 11:51:00 AM

Ha! Snowbirds, really? Thank you Rico ~ Belle