Short Nitro Poems

So with Nitro I'm sure you're aware

They say it's to be handled with care

But when it eroded

Is when it exploded

And then blew everything in the air...

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Lives it does in almost everything
Inside and out though you can't see
It still makes you clap and sing
In the atmosphere free
I just heard the ding
Screamed by banshee
Come this spring
Learn theory
String...

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Prunella loved the color purple,
planting some lovely Crepe Myrtle’s;
they had a humongous growth spurt,
all due to her nitro-rich dirt,
now her yard’s a Myrtle hurdle.


6-11-2022
Contest / A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Contest
Tania kitchen...

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There's a cockney name Terry, loves to joke
Nitro, his cat is   easy to provoke 
Nitro slept under the chair.
Terry in his lion's lair 
Got up; in doom and gloom a hollow broke.
 
2/16/2022


 
“Lion’s lair” refers to an armchair.
"Cockney" a native of East London, traditionally one born within hearing of Bow Bells....

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The ice is melting 
on my moon
while I am waiting my round-trip ticket 
on the earth.
The spring is coming 
in my icy homeland 
and life is reborn.

TNT and Nitro 
in the fastest blast in the universe.

Helium atoms are broken
into thousands of pages 
of the book War and Peace
while on the edge of the galactic haze
Messiah has appeared....

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will you please wake up 
but first signal where 
you will place your dreams
not there my grey hair
and nitro tablets might not mix

your eyes so matter-of-factly
smack me upon my brow
a reminder of how the years
can grow grass through concrete
or turn boulders to sand

forgive me if I piffle
forgive me if I bore
but you must know that I 
can’t piss like a stripling anymore...

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