Short Nintendo Poems

Atari, Sega
Nintendo, Playstation One
Just reminiscing......

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hands flying around tv monitors.
 playing tennis, feeling like john mcenroe
 with my headband on and nintendo
 remote in hand. 

coffee tabled comentators 
add to the suspense, break point, 
mental note play to his backhand
 and dont trip over the couch....

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People are walking around playing a game
Out and about I take them all around town
Knowing that they should know far better
Even ignoring the inherent danger I pose
Maybe I should have stayed in the nintendo
Oh come on you know that I'm just a game
Now the time to look up from your phone...

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Daddy make her scootch over
She's crowding all my space

Kid's don't eat all your snacks
You're not in some race

Can you change the radio station
This music isn't good

Honey pull over to the side
There's smoking under the hood

Mommy can you stop her?
She's looking out my window

I don't wanna read a book
I want my gameboy nintendo...

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(This is a fictional poem)

Those two japanese guys came to my house and asked to play my Wii.
They chose the wrong time to come visit me.
I kicked both of their _____ and I smashed the windows in their car.
By the time I got through, they had wounds that will leave scars.
After I beat them up, they ran to their car and drove away.
That's the last time they'll go to a person's house and ask to play....

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I was playing my Nintendo
controller in my hand
I guess I dozed off
to Mario Kart land

It was Donkey Kong Stadium
I was in the lead
no one could catch me
as I reached maximum speed

Approaching the finish line
I heard a thundering squreech
slamming into the back of me
was my opponent peach

Everything went dark
and when I opened my eyes
I had fallen off my bed
only a dream to my surprise....

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Doot do, doot doot - News FLASH from boredom central.

I’ve got extra New Year plans.
My Ladybug & Cat Noir Onesie pajamas are at the ready.
I’ve got all six Totinos pizza roll flavors and a 12 pack of Grape soda.
My Nintendo switch is charged and I have 4 screens for Zooming.
If you have something for me - slip it under the door.
I’m staying up this New Years to be sure 2020 leaves.

Happy New Years everyone!...

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Life is no Nintendo game 
We all get one shot 
Venture out in the realm of life & give everything you've got
It’s a truth of life 
We grow up grow wise
Know thyself drop the disguise 
Stop feeding your self these repetitive lies
Its your responsibility to manifest what you desire 
Life is a dream ask & you shall acquire 
There's no instructions, no manual, no mistakes only lessons
Plant the positivity seed for a fruitful path 
Nothing last forever so love live & laugh...

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(This is a fictional poem)

I bought my rotten stepson a Nintendo Wii.
But then the jerk also wanted me to buy him a Playstation 3.
I told him that money doesn't grow on trees.
When I didn't buy it, he decided to do something bad to me.
He broke all of my records and he smashed my big screen TV.
That pissed me off so I returned his Nintendo Wii.
He's bawling his eyes out, it's a sight that you should see.
I told him if he breaks anything else, I'll put him over my knee....

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Playing soccer on my small nintendo
I envied great stars like ronaldo
The great pele and romario
"Ronaldo,ronaldo"
The music rises to a cresendo
Right from my small nintendo
I could hear the rhythm of the piano 
And my blood ripples at the sound of the concerto
I danced until i'm lost in the solo 
Suddenly i was revived by the  diminuendo 
Of this mystic sound from my nintendo
I checked the terminal to the audio 
Oh!,it has been disconnected by antonio
My friend from colorado...

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