Short Ninja Poems

I'm a ninja, slick.
In deed, in word I'll cut you.
With my pen so quick....

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The Master

You have much to learn
Grasshopper. Kung fu, ninja
OK. Start boxing. Tex Wasabi...

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boot cracked
crème brûlée of snow —
ninja stars

12/28/2021
Modern Haiku
Sponsor: Chetta Achara...

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On his left and right,
The first two ninjas attack,
Intending to kill.
Afro takes a swing,
And the head of one ninja
Comes completely off....

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There once was a woman from Japan
She went by the name of Faye-Lynn
A ninja with beauty
To kill was her duty
Her weapon was seduction of man...

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Entering relaxed and delicate 
The surgeon adjusts the tiny strands
Taking care to strike completely the offending fiber
Like a medical ninja...

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Just
A
White 
African 
American 
Ninja 

This short poem fits my whole 
character so I felt like putting this 
on here just for a laugh....

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The other attacks!
Afro takes another swing,
While moving backwards.
Two limbs are severed.
The ninja falls to his death,
In a pool of blood....

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Only one remains,
Still committed to the cause
That had brought him there.
Therefore, the ninja
Stands before the Samauri
And a certain death....

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Ninja warrior queen was aglow.
Her army a magnificent show.
Such a glorious sight.
They never had to fight.
Enemies saw them and said “hell, no!”...

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There once was a terrible whinger
Whose hair was incredibly ginger
No one liked him at all
So he ran off from school
And went out to train as a ninja...

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There once was a ninja so sneaky
He was often caught having a pee pee
He pretended to stand
With his big weapon in his hand
But the trouble with that, it was leaky....

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Zelda Yadkin Xerox was very up today 
stumbling round quoting poetry often, 
ninja mouse lurking, 
knuckles jammed in Harry Gummies foot
 echoed dangerous 
content bravely abated....

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Send on mission to recover and kill,
He prepared his mind not to fail and feel,
Drawing his sword,he freezes;
She`s his love,~makes him sneezes;
Cannot kill but knocked off to take the seal....

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I dreamed about a midget ninja and I could tell
It looked exactly like me, but liked to give me hell
Every barbell I had
He'd bend it really bad
Never let a mini-me ninja bend your barbell!...

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There was a fearless Ninja boy
Who’s mighty sword he’d oft deploy
Till with nunchucks one his bell did ring
And put an end to his Ninjaing
Made his sword look like a toy


11/6/2011...

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If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja
Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla
Vicious and surly
This dangerous girlie
Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia...

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There once was a ninja named Dwight
who sneaked in my bedroom one night.
Bumping into my bed,
when he saw me, he said,
"I'd do better in here with some light!"

For the 'ALL YOURS (Jun 19)' Poetry Contest of Brian Strand...

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Ninja is the name of the new juicer I bought
The Smoothies it makes are really top notch
With all kinds of veggies
And delicious sweet berries
My body of an Adonis will make your eyeballs pop


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Drogue, Rogue.
Arab beauty.
Special Heir.
Jump up-down.
Slice like an Arab Ninja.
What is the blade?
Sharp point with Arab Brittle.
Separate from the end.
Muller Tick-Tock.
Poison the Tyrant.
Bomb the Oppressors
And, swordplay....

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The petals dance graceful,
While Ninja are disgraceful
Samurai brings honor
While evil brings dishonor
The ramen is an original
As the American ramen is bad
as destruction may fall upon us
The sakura petals will still descend gracefully...

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Twilight



When cheerful blush of bride 
lends Crimson to the sky,
Aurora of dusk and dawn
pours love in the poet's eyes,
War spills red on canvas 
as humanity pays the price. 



Written 19/5/13

Entered for "Crimson" contest by Royal ninja...

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Sticks
landing!
Crucial flaw -
cool critter flops
Ninja Warrior's cool million Pipe Dream.




*Pipe Dream is a Phase 3 American Ninja Warrior obstacle ~ so close, little guy ;)

Make it Five Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
picture #3
9/22/19...

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She walked around in silk and lace
And looked as if she owned the place.
The haughty lass tripped down
A heel caught in her gown
She went all crimson in the face.

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26th July, 2016
Contest: Crimson
Sponsor: Royal Ninja...

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A stealth of a ninja a fine of art

I say of being more life it self

The fiction or the narrative

Found such a spot

The village

At hand taking or victory

Show no dark hand

The village

Is quite no think out loud

Void of day why play

Ninja Gaiden....

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