Ninja On the Shelf

I have a little ninja,
I keep it on the shelf.
It’s not exactly quiet;
I wish it came in stealth.

The things that you can use it for!
There is no lack of wealth.
It even makes fresh pizza dough
And smoothies for your health.

Sometimes, I like to chop things up
When I can’t help myself.
We are a blended family now;
I puréed my Christmas elf.
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Hankins Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 8:14 AM
Silliness is good for the soul, Jeff. After all, it evokes laughter and we all know about the value of that!
Logan Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 6:27 AM
A Ninja warrior beats a Christmas elf any day. You're quite gifted with word play, Jeff.
Kyser Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 6:37 AM
There’s a lot of silliness rattling around in the brain, lol. Thanks, Jenna.
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