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Short Newscaster Poems

Short Newscaster Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Newscaster by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Newscaster by length and keyword.


Brian's Folly
truth's hiatus
meets a Messiah
broken promise

June 2, 2020...

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Categories: newscaster, 11th grade, remember, truth, vacation,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Nightly News
Newscaster, Newscaster,
What should I do?

Listening to you
Brings on the flu!

Newscaster, Newscaster,
Read me the news,

All it can do,
Is give me the blues!...

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Categories: newscaster, funnyme,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member I was at Mickey D's when I heard of your demise
When I first heard of your demise,
I was at Mickey D's eating a cheeseburger and fries.
And when the newscaster said
you’d died when an elephant sh-t on your head,
it didn't come as a big surprise.
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© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: newscaster, death, food, humorous, rude, silly,
Form: Light Verse
State of Emergency
After the wind stops blowing

We will pull down the shades

The thunder rumbles past our yellow, one story apartment.

Standing close to the foamy shores

I can hear the newscaster murmur its warnings of another flash flood watch.

I adjust my headphones, picking up a Vogue to pass the time....

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Categories: newscaster, age, blue, city, growth,
Form: ABC

Book: Reflection on the Important Things