Short Newscaster Poems
Short Newscaster Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Newscaster by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Newscaster by length and keyword.
Newscaster, Newscaster,
What should I do?
Listening to you
Brings on the flu!
Newscaster, Newscaster,
Read me the news,
All it can do,
Is give me the blues!
When I first heard of your demise,
I was at Mickey D's eating a cheeseburger and fries.
And when the newscaster said
you’d died when an elephant sh-t on your head,
it didn't come as a big surprise.
After the wind stops blowing
We will pull down the shades
The thunder rumbles past our yellow, one story apartment.
Standing close to the foamy shores
I can hear the newscaster murmur its warnings of another flash flood watch.
I adjust my headphones, picking up a Vogue to pass the time.