Short Naturist Poems
Short Naturist Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Naturist by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Naturist by length and keyword.
Lil' Richie
A butcher named Richard McCall
Attended a naturist ball.
But at registration,
Due to refrigeration,
His name tag read "Dickie McSmall"....
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Categories:
naturist, cool, humor, humorous, nature,
Form:
Limerick
He Got a Dressing Down
A naturist vicar from Bude
Was working and caught preaching nude
Though he wore his dog collar
The Archbishop did holler
‘Your sermon was terribly rude’
The Archbishop he wore a fixed frown
and gave him a stern dressing down ...
When you stand in the pulpit
you should wear your full kit -
though your body’s a great shade of brown!
11/20/18...
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Categories:
naturist, humorous,
Form:
Limerick