Short Multitask Poems

When I traveled to the region of Basque,
I met a girl of whom sex I did ask
She said, “Yeah, sure mister,
If it includes my sister.”
So I told her, “Sure, I can multitask.”...

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American Beauty can do everything,

from graduating High School,

 intercede.

Judge kindly, 

love,

 multitask,

never overlooking passion.

Qualified referee,

singing tolerance.

Universal value,

warmhearted Xanthippe,

yapping zealously!...

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'A watched pot never boils'... 
well, that's not entirely true
I've scrubbed the stove for hours 
removing burnt on sticky goo

I guess I'm easily distracted 
from trying to multitask 
cooking tea while washing windows 
is a monumental ask 

stuff falls down onto the floor 
every dish is in the sink 
I can't find the potato peeler
I'm completely out of sync 

so, a watched pot always boils
in my house, anyway  
overflowing on stove and bench 
if I dare to look away!...

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