Short Mule Poems
Short Mule Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mule by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mule by length and keyword.
Its an old saying,
stubborn as a mule
The old Italian
yanked,
and the donkey said,
"now that ain't cool"
Categories:
mule, animal, appreciation, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Riding a mule into town....
Or is it riding me?
There is a new prospective for you..
One you never see.
Darrell
Categories:
mule, confidence, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
i thought
it was
an ass
i put
down
cash
but when
i got
her
home
we
both
laughed
our asses
off
she
was
a mule
Categories:
mule, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
A woman feels alive and kicking
Whenever she gets a good licking
Insert a tool
Just like a mule
And who cares if the clock is ticking?
Categories:
mule, word play,
Form:
Limerick
A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!
Categories:
mule, animal, culture, endurance, international, moving on, political,
Form:
Limerick
Trump's MDs now searching the pool
Know organ transplant prolongs rule
For match perfection
Without rejection
His kidney must come from a mule
Categories:
mule, endurance, mental illness, ozymandias,
Form:
Limerick
The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!
Categories:
mule, humor, january,
Form:
Limerick
My niece says that yoga is cool
She does it with boys at her school
They find each position
Creates a condition
Where boys appear built like a mule
Categories:
mule, humor,
Form:
Limerick
there once was a mule who danced
with ease he twirled and pranced
many times mule felt
he had to tighten his belt
for he was always losing his pants
Categories:
mule, animal,
Form:
Limerick
A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.
Categories:
mule, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,
Form:
Limerick
A former Canadian Mountie
Lost his mule and put up a bounty
Though he searched high and low
He got lost in the snow
And found his ass in the next county
Categories:
mule, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
It is a two-faced herbivore whose nose is in its feed-bag
While it still eats from the manger with others around the flag.
12.1.2022
No comments, please!
Categories:
mule, allegory, men, society,
Form:
Couplet
Run Over by a Mule 2d Limerick
In frenzy, we found a fool
Never had gone to school
Or any books ever read
So watched TV instead
Was run over by a mule.
Ho Ho Horn
Categories:
mule, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a horse with long ears
She was better than all of her peers
But treated quite cruel
‘Til they found her quite cool
Cause not really a horse but a mule
Categories:
mule, animal,
Form:
Limerick
There was once a bad teacher at school.
She called us mean names, and was so cruel.
We wrote up a clear petition.
Getting her out, was our mission.
She was led out of town on a mule.
Categories:
mule, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Limerick
‘ Not A Means To An End … ’ 53rd Senryu
Not Just A Car-Pool
It Takes True-Love, To Refuel
… Stubborn-Journey-Mule
(Love ... Is A Two-Way Street)
Categories:
mule, adventure, allegory, dedication, devotion, faith, happiness, hope,
Form:
Senryu
One end of a mule is certain to reek
Its alternative end whinnies and shrieks
A mule may let go
So you'd better know
Which end will just speak ~ and which spreads its cheeks
Categories:
mule, animal, discrimination, giggle, senses,
Form:
Limerick
My friend, Don Quixote, a stubborn fool
Didn't own a horse, so he rode a mule
First he said, 'What's next?'
Then he tried, 'What next?'
Huh? What? ~ He was a little 's' in school
Categories:
mule, animal, giggle, word play,
Form:
Limerick
To whomever owns
the emptiness
I’ll take forty acres
if you please
With space and time
locked tightly out
Where nothing
—rules supreme
(Villanova Pennsylvania: April, 2019)
Categories:
mule, space, time,
Form:
Rhyme
+++++++++++++++++ Mule Kick
Stand clear of the beast
those long ears on a big brain
lots smarter than me
GINSU - KNIFE EASTPORT , MAINE USA
Categories:
mule, america, appreciation,
Form:
Haiku
Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule
That anything on back must be flunkey
(c) T. Wignesan - Paris, 2012
Categories:
mule, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Mule kicked and bucked so high, its
hind legs seemed to reach the sky...
Suffering from many a thing, but vowed
to suffer war no more,
Soldiers differing with the stubborn
beast, learned to sit in peace...
Categories:
mule, animals, imagination, inspirational, life, peace, people, recovery
Form:
Sijo
Some people that use them, swear by them. others cuss them
There is a fact to remember if you should latch on to one
Their Momma was a mare and their daddy was a JACKASS
Categories:
mule, animals
Form:
I do not know?
Between Sinner and Savior
Between Sinner and Savior sermon fought dual;
And which one lately had been new found fool;
Heard teaching,
During preaching;
He said we were all sinners stubborn as a mule.
Jim Horn
Categories:
mule, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
There was a gentle tiger named Dreaded
He met a donkey who was hardheaded
That donkey just wasn’t afraid
Refusing to run, he stayed
Dreaded roared loud, “you’re just too pigheaded”!
Categories:
mule, animal, cute, fear, funny, humor, humorous, tiger,
Form:
Limerick