Short Mule Poems
Short Mule Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mule by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mule by length and keyword.
Stubborn As a Mule
A mule got a species change operation and made a real ass of himself....
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Categories:
mule, animal, funny,
Form:
Monoku
Remedy
sty sty off my eye
muttered backing from fowl house
grandpa plows the mule...
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Categories:
mule, animals, people, seasons
Form:
Haiku
The Busker
Down the road I heard a busker singing
he had a rough voice
it reminded me of a mule...
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Categories:
mule, light,
Form:
Haiku
How Stubborn, the Mule
How stubborn, the mule
wades not into cesspools
How noble, the fool
bucks up against all rules...
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Categories:
mule, analogy, animal, irony, men,
Form:
Couplet
Spoil Or Make Stubborn
When you praise a man
You spoil his humble heart
When you hate a good man
Stubborn as a mule he becomes...
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Categories:
mule, africa, culture, wisdom,
Form:
Couplet
Elate Your Mate
"Forty acres and a mule"
Was a promise, not a rule
Government lies
So you baptise
Just like any other fool...
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Categories:
mule, america,
Form:
Limerick
Carnivale
If I were a carnival barker
And you were the fat lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my mule-faced baby....
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Categories:
mule, baby, love, marriage, parody, satire, silly, song,
Form:
Quatrain
The Pertinacious Donkey
Its an old saying,
stubborn as a mule
The old Italian
yanked,
and the donkey said,
"now that ain't cool"...
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Categories:
mule, animal, appreciation, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Riding a Mule
Riding a mule into town....
Or is it riding me?
There is a new prospective for you..
One you never see.
Darrell...
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Categories:
mule, confidence, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Best Buy
i thought
it was
an ass
i put
down
cash
but when
i got
her
home
we
both
laughed
our asses
off
she
was
a mule...
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Categories:
mule, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Deep Russian
A woman feels alive and kicking
Whenever she gets a good licking
Insert a tool
Just like a mule
And who cares if the clock is ticking?...
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Categories:
mule, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Hee Haw Trumpetting
A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!...
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Categories:
mule, animal, culture, endurance, international, moving on, political,
Form:
Limerick
Jan You Wary
The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!...
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Categories:
mule, humor, january,
Form:
Limerick
It's Magic
My niece says that yoga is cool
She does it with boys at her school
They find each position
Creates a condition
Where boys appear built like a mule...
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Categories:
mule, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Dancing Mule
there once was a mule who danced
with ease he twirled and pranced
many times mule felt
he had to tighten his belt
for he was always losing his pants...
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Categories:
mule, animal,
Form:
Limerick
Donkey Mule Sidekick and Ass
A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass....
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Categories:
mule, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,
Form:
Limerick
State Mule: a Definition
It is a two-faced herbivore whose nose is in its feed-bag
While it still eats from the manger with others around the flag.
12.1.2022
No comments, please!...
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Categories:
mule, allegory, men, society,
Form:
Couplet
Run Over By a Mule 2d Limerick
Run Over by a Mule 2d Limerick
In frenzy, we found a fool
Never had gone to school
Or any books ever read
So watched TV instead
Was run over by a mule.
Ho Ho Horn...
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Categories:
mule, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Long Ears
There once was a horse with long ears
She was better than all of her peers
But treated quite cruel
‘Til they found her quite cool
Cause not really a horse but a mule...
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Categories:
mule, animal,
Form:
Limerick
Teacher Limerick
There was once a bad teacher at school.
She called us mean names, and was so cruel.
We wrote up a clear petition.
Getting her out, was our mission.
She was led out of town on a mule....
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Categories:
mule, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Limerick
' Not a Means To An End ... ' 53rd Senryu
‘ Not A Means To An End … ’ 53rd Senryu
Not Just A Car-Pool
It Takes True-Love, To Refuel
… Stubborn-Journey-Mule
(Love ... Is A Two-Way Street)...
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Categories:
mule, adventure, allegory, dedication, devotion, faith, happiness, hope,
Form:
Senryu
To What End, a Mule
One end of a mule is certain to reek
Its alternative end whinnies and shrieks
A mule may let go
So you'd better know
Which end will just speak ~ and which spreads its cheeks...
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Categories:
mule, animal, discrimination, giggle, senses,
Form:
Limerick
A Little 's'
My friend, Don Quixote, a stubborn fool
Didn't own a horse, so he rode a mule
First he said, 'What's next?'
Then he tried, 'What next?'
Huh? What? ~ He was a little 's' in school...
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Categories:
mule, animal, giggle, word play,
Form:
Limerick
And You Can Keep the Mule
To whomever owns
the emptiness
I’ll take forty acres
if you please
With space and time
locked tightly out
Where nothing
—rules supreme
(Villanova Pennsylvania: April, 2019)...
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Categories:
mule, space, time,
Form:
Rhyme
The Unicorn and the Mule
Psst! Don’t tell
a mule this secret:
the unicorn,
like the mule,
is sterile, except
with a virgin.
While a mule
might find this enticing,
no decent mule
would dare try –
but a dumb ass might....
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Categories:
mule, humor,
Form:
Light Verse