Short Mortimer Poems
Short Mortimer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mortimer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mortimer by length and keyword.
'Post Mortem'
After poor old Mortimer was dead
by his grave ~ a flowerbed...
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Categories:
mortimer, beauty, flower, funeral, irony, poverty, word play,
Form:
Couplet
Biology 101
Professor Mortimer Snurd
Once dissected a turd.
His findings couldn't be analyzed
They'd already fertilized....
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Categories:
mortimer, science, silly,
Form:
Clerihew
Mort's Rolling In the Dough
Mortimer found school to be a great big bore
Finished twelfth grade, couldn't take any more
Didn't want 'nine-to-five'
How would he ever thrive
Mort's smart ~ Opened up a cannabis store...
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Categories:
mortimer, business, money, school,
Form:
Limerick
Hitch-Hiker
I'm Mortimer Monkey! My devilish side
will jump on the back of the elephant's hide!
I'll take unfair advantage
Even taking bringing my baggage!
While this jumbo sized taxi....gives me a ride!!...
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Categories:
mortimer, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Names From Yesteryear
Hortense and Gertrude
Priscilla, Imogene
Once-popular names
no more to be seen
Isadore, Cornelius
Cyrus and Mortimer
Back in the day such
names courted her
You never know though
when a name may return
Such as Ambrose, Edsel
Penelope or Fern...
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Categories:
mortimer, fun, identity, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
Mortimer Snerd
I have pondered the presidential herd,
Of both parties and find them quite absurd!
Since I have a choice,
I'll express my voice,
And will cast my vote for Mortimer Snerd!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(To learn more about Mister Snerd, do some research,
By entering his full name in your Google search!)...
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Categories:
mortimer, humorous, political,
Form:
Limerick
Mortimer Adler
Like emperor Constantine
You were a convert
to Catholicism on the deathbed.
Fascinated by Thomas Acquinas
and your other heroes:
Etienne Gilson, Jacqes Maritain,
Martin D’Arcy.
You considered yourself a pagan
and wrote a book,
“How to Think About God”,
as a guide for others.
You demonstrate God as the exnihilator
and you were not involved
with mixtures of truth and error –
particularly the moral
philosophy of Kant....
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Categories:
mortimer, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
Take Care of Yourself First
Little Mortimer Dragon was selfless, heroic and brave.
He saved me! He is a hero! The villager would rave.
He depleted his energy, lost a large bit of his power.
Came home to nap, eat a bite, revitalize in a shower.
You have to stop giving all of your energy away said is Dad.
If you don’t save some for yourself, you will get sick, really bad.
Little Mortimer Dragon had to learn to take care of himself first.
If he had not learned this lesson, his illness might have gotten worst....
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Categories:
mortimer, self,
Form:
Rhyme