Short Monica Poems

bells and whistles been
somebody kin to me needs
this ol house is was...

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Monica Lewinsky
her under the table act was very risky
must be an expert and swift
to claim that Presidential gift....

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Soon it will be 2023
  What will we remember from '22

    Will we remember Volodymyr Zelenskyy
      ~ longer than Monica Lewinsky...

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Monica-esque Laura Loomer
This wing nut is Trump’s new roomer
What does he exchange
With this kook so strange?
On his plane is she his groomer?...

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Scam 
Fake
Con artist
She. .....he
He.....she
Someone
Something
Robber
Thieves
Use, abuse, misuse me,you and others
Strike before we STRIKE
Hello trash folder...

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M-essage
O-f
N-ame
I-s
C-omposed
A-s

M-ind
E-njoys
N-atal
D-ay's
E-uphoria
Z-one

Topic: Birthday of Monica Mendez (October 31) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Ouchica grouchica
Monica Hunt-Summers
Freed of staid husband her
Eyes flashing bright

Sashayed to Florida
Ultra-spontaneously
Surveyed the options and
Quick said goodnight....

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Bathed 
in molten moonlight,
moist leaves sparkle
like a thousand 
silver sequins

in the hushed 
stillness of a dream
that the Beloved 
dreamed of
not so long ago!...

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I had one bad relationship after another
Even if they only lasted a little bit,
Until I remembered something once said by my mother,
“If you trip over a rock, go around it.”...

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William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!


05~29~15...

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M-orn
O-bliterates
N-ight
I-n
C-oolness
A-s

M-ist
E-vades
N-ew
D-awn's
E-ffulgent
Z-enith

Topic: Birthday of Monica Mendez (October 31)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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M-y 
O-ne 
N-ote 
I-mplements 
C-omposition 
A-pplying 

T-he 
O-ptimistic 
R-egards 
I-n 
O-pus 

Topic: Birthday of Monica Torio (January 25) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Bill And Monica - Limerick

There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear 
News said that was queer
Both caught on surveillance electronica...

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Have a great birthday, dear Syril, 
The day of judgment is so close; 
Life will be brought to a standstill, 
There will be no more highs and lows. 

Topic: Birthday of Syril Monica DR. Aviles (March 28)...

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From President Bill Clinton
With his balancing of the budget
Monica Lewinsky in chiffon
Both doing what they’ll regret

Entrant into Gwendolen Rix's "Chastushka Form-Russian Poetry" contest

2/8/2012...

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S-cribe's
Y-early
R-egards
I-mplement
L-ovely

M-eaning
O-f
N-ame
I-n
C-omposition
A-s

A-nnual
V-erse
I-n
L-ines
E-mploys
S-weetness

Topic: Birthday of Syril Monica DR. Aviles (March 28) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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I can change him she said
Her name is Monica
She planned to change her last six beaus
Did her best too
None of them changed
Her optimism is applaudable
But not contagious
Wouldn’t it be easier to date a beau she does have to change?...

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S-how
Y-our
R-eal
I-mage
L-etting

M-essage
O-f
N-aturalness
I-nstruct
C-hildren
A-nd

A-ll
V-ia
I-mportant
L-esson's
E-ssential
S-ubstance

Topic: Birthday of Syril Monica DR. Aviles (March 28) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question.
Monica eased prostatic congestion.
His Altoids improved the taste,
while her dress absorbed the waste.
Her mother kept the prized possession!


*For the “Political Woes” contest.    You can’t make this stuff up....

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We loved the movie
We enjoyed it…

It tells the truth about life
And it foretells it in advance…

With countries starting with an ‘A’:
Albania - Afganistan…

About Monica and Bill
And wars on terror just began…

And good new is:
It never ends!...

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President Clinton's Headache

Monica and Bill had owls in their eyes
Yet Bill fell from his perch onto what lies
Both stained the White House bowels
Hooting exchanges of vowels
It had been worse had he gone past her thighs

connie pachecho

2/7/24

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Amanda is thirteen
Claims she wants to be an individualist
Has pink and purple hair because Monica does
Wears her shirts tied at the waist like Jacque
Has fake tattoo sleeves like Erica
Had to have sparkly pink boots like Meeme
We keep waiting for her individualism to appear
So far,
Nothing…....

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Goodbye Monica

I'm sorry we had to say goodbye,
Before i got to know you.
You always seemed so kind.
Maybe if we had more time,
We could've been closer friends.

But alas! It didn't last.
Good things must always end.
Perhaps in the future we'll meet again.
Goodbye my friend,
         Goodbye....

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First Name Monica

Mother, Friend, Lover, Grand-daughter

Sister of Raymond

Lover of Art, Long Drives,  Rainy Days

Who Feels Pain, Passion and Longing

Who Fears Losing Love, Regret, Heights

Who would like to see His face again, Greece and Italy

Resident of Newport News, VA

 Last Name Evette...

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Among the many "services" provided to Bubba Clinton by his moll,

Was the delivery of pizzas by Monica, a most unusual protocol!

A stain mysteriously appeared on her lovely DRESS OF BLUE!

Was it cheese or pepperoni? Bubba insisted he had no clue!

Entry for Anthony Slausen's "Blue Dress" Poetry Contest...

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