Bill and Monica - Limerick

Bill And Monica - Limerick

There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear 
News said that was *****
Both caught on surveillance electronica
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Halliday Avatar
December 24, 2014 at 5:04 PM
Nice write. I thought when Clinton was elected over Dole that it was a triumph of hucksterism over character.
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December 24, 2014 at 7:36 PM
Hi Mark, Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I know my little creation will offend many people but I'm ok with that. In a corporate setting he would have been fired on the spot for sporting at work (The Oval Office....our home, that we pay for with our tax dollars.) I'm more disturbed that he wasted and tainted a perfectly good Cuban Cigar. Have a very Merry Christmas. Earl
Allison Avatar
December 24, 2014 at 2:42 PM
I remember he said he did not have sex with this woman lol - lies, damn lies and political interpretation lol:-) hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
December 24, 2014 at 7:33 PM
LOL:-) Happy Christmas my friend - it is Christmas day here in the UK:-) Hugs Jan xx
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December 24, 2014 at 7:30 PM
Hi Jan, Thank you. I hope you liked my silly invention. Clinton told the grand jury during the impeachment inquiry that, "It depends on what the word "is" is. In other words, "What is the meaning of "is". He was a master of language manipulation and he wasted a perfectly good Cuban Cigar. I will never forgive him for that. I hope you have a wonderful and peaceful Christmas. Merry Christmas. Take care. Have fun. Earl
Mehta Avatar
December 24, 2014 at 4:56 AM
Enjoyed the humorous write in this time of the year, Merry Christmas, Earl
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December 24, 2014 at 6:22 AM
Hi Earl, I know the affair s outdated. I two wrote a poem on the event "Money-Ca"
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December 24, 2014 at 5:32 AM
Good morning Dr. Mehta Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. It is a little outdated. I doubt if too many people remember the Starr Report findings in the Clinton scandal. I know the last line is a little stretched for the syllable count but I thought it was good enough to post just for fun. Have a very Merry Christmas. Have fun! Earl
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