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ALTOID SALES ERRUPTED

Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question. Monica eased prostatic congestion. His Altoids improved the taste, while her dress absorbed the waste. Her mother kept the prized possession! *For the “Political Woes” contest. You can’t make this stuff up.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 8/7/2010 7:31:00 PM
funny yet true--guess hillary doesn't think so.
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Date: 7/16/2010 11:10:00 AM
Congratulations John T on your win in John Freeman's contest "Political Woes" (Wisdom's Words of Truth). Love, Carol
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Date: 7/16/2010 8:44:00 AM
Many congratulations John with your win in John's fine contest with this witty piece >> James
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Date: 7/15/2010 8:21:00 PM
congrats on this winning poem, John, enjoyed the read, excellent. Harry
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Date: 7/15/2010 5:09:00 PM
Interesting perspective on the topic. Congratulations on being one of the winners in John's contest. Keep on writing! Karen
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Date: 7/15/2010 4:25:00 PM
Congrats John on your winning poem in John's contest.. so happy to be sharing the winners circle with so many wonderful poets.. with luv..
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Date: 7/15/2010 4:23:00 PM
Congrats, John. Nice win. Ralph
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Date: 7/15/2010 3:19:00 PM
Congratulations on your success in John's contest, John. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 7/15/2010 3:16:00 PM
Congratulations John, on your excellent written Limerick. Agape, Moses
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Date: 7/15/2010 10:37:00 AM
Was truly a pleasure to be able to read your poetry today John T. I hope you have a wonderful inspiration filled day. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/15/2010 3:53:00 AM
Oh my, this is so clever, John, and frightfully true as well. Best wishes in John's contest -- I see a winner here! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 7/14/2010 11:50:00 PM
OMG...you have the most clever of minds...I find this hysterical...your right, you couldnt make it up if you tried. BG
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