John Trusty Poet Limerick

Altoid Sales Errupted

Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question.
Monica eased prostatic congestion.
His Altoids improved the taste,
while her dress absorbed the waste.
Her mother kept the prized possession!


*For the “Political Woes” contest.    You can’t make this stuff up.

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Doris Culverhouse August 7, 2010 at 7:31 PM funny yet true--guess hillary doesn't think so.

Carol Sunshine Brown July 16, 2010 at 11:10 AM Congratulations John T on your win in John Freeman's contest "Political Woes" (Wisdom's Words of Truth). Love, Carol

James Fraser July 16, 2010 at 8:44 AM Many congratulations John with your win in John's fine contest with this witty piece >> James

Harry Horsman July 15, 2010 at 8:21 PM congrats on this winning poem, John, enjoyed the read, excellent. Harry

July 15, 2010 at 5:09 PM Interesting perspective on the topic. Congratulations on being one of the winners in John's contest. Keep on writing! Karen

Linda-Marie Sweetheart July 15, 2010 at 4:25 PM Congrats John on your winning poem in John's contest.. so happy to be sharing the winners circle with so many wonderful poets.. with luv..

Ralph Taylor July 15, 2010 at 4:23 PM Congrats, John. Nice win. Ralph

Carolyn Devonshire July 15, 2010 at 3:19 PM Congratulations on your success in John's contest, John. Love, Carolyn

John Freeman July 15, 2010 at 3:16 PM Congratulations John, on your excellent written Limerick. Agape, Moses

Carol Sunshine Brown July 15, 2010 at 10:37 AM Was truly a pleasure to be able to read your poetry today John T. I hope you have a wonderful inspiration filled day. Love, Carol

Carolyn Devonshire July 15, 2010 at 3:53 AM Oh my, this is so clever, John, and frightfully true as well. Best wishes in John's contest -- I see a winner here! Love, Carolyn

Barbara Gorelick July 14, 2010 at 11:50 PM OMG...you have the most clever of minds...I find this hysterical...your right, you couldnt make it up if you tried. BG