Short Meanie Poems

Innie, meanie, minnie, Moe,
Where the hell did Larry and Curly go?...

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Please don’t think I’m mean
As your chess pieces I glean….
Including your queen


By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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Under his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had a hollow weenie....

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poor little foundling
alone in a white basket
left on auntie’s steps
she was always a meanie
could you soften her?
in eighteen years you sure did
you both needed each other...

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      i'm trip'n
     look at her
        skip'n
         grrrr

     hern proud
   out her bikini
     sweet loud
     uh meanie 

    peek-a-boo
   out hern eye
  "i dig you too
     c'mon guy"

     

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Eanie, meanie, miney, moe,
Watch how my canabis plant does grow
Itsy, bitsy, and much, much more
Watch the cops break down my door
In front of the judge, how do you plead?
I suddenly realize he's the one that
sold me the seed!...

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Halloweenie oh halloweenie 
how did i miss you so
you came so fast 
but the kids had a blast
halloweenie oh halloweenie
That one kid was a meanie
he threw eggs at my house
and at my blouse
i got some eggs and got him too
and my shoe
Halloweenie oh haloweenie
we love you...

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She felt imprisoned, chained and sad
Her marriage was awful, truly bad
He is a meanie, a real cad
Go back home said her annoyed dad

This was her eighth husband, this guy Chad
He had been hand-chosen by her dad
He knew she was the problem, she was bad.
He felt truly sorry for his employee, Chad...

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Applauds go to Modda
Said the Big Brudda
Who was your champion
At the time
Been sum hinney kickin
We were in the thick and
We have so much to
Talk about
You have me at your
Mercy
Be kind you deserve me
What am to you
What will I be to ya
Say you gonna let me
Be your husband


Told me she wants to compliment my rythmic grooves...

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Trump A Houdini

Trump had actually been a Houdini, 
And we thought that he was a meanie; 
After he did have a case of diarrhea, 
He then ended up in North Korea. 

Trump compared to Kim is much older, 
And Kim's head equals Trump's shoulder; 
One feature both had which was same; 
Each tiny brain looked like it was lame. 

Just for you Rohini

Jim Horn...

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A vacation on an island
Had me all shook up and cryin'
I was supposed to surf on top
Of waves but all I did was plop
On my front side really hard
Leaving it all red and scarred
Now I can't wear my bikini
Waves of terror were a meanie
My nice figure is now covered
As I lay on the beach hovered
By hot sun making me sweat
I can not even get wet
Because I look like an apple slice
Half of me red, the other white...

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he spoke dramatic: speaking truthof an uncertain future.
He gave remedy and spoke of it's cost. They laughed and boo'd him
They saw need to divide their loyties from rasionl thought.
"A tommorrow uncertain is adventure for adventurous people": one
spoke."You doomy fool go back to the books", another voice said. I listened from the radio in the kitchen, not knowing what ws said here would change the way we looked at the tommorrows yet to come!...

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My dear sweet Jeannie,
don't be a meanie!
No holds barred, 
Here they are:

I might aspire at first to what Solomon had,
wise enough to ask, forever grateful and glad.

Then my caprice might turn towards great wealth,
but in lieu of the gold, I surely settle for health.

And last, I would hope to find more than one friend,
who would be there throughout and there at the end.

Grant me these, Jeannie, then  thank you, depart.
Forget all the rest for with these three I"ll start....

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