Short Louts Poems

beets and brussel sprouts
were really on the outs
sprouts got spoiled
beets got boiled
—aromatically challenged louts...

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You watch the news and see all those louts
who drink and abuse, by making fools of themselves

To fix their spews, so they don’t go south
let’s not sell them booze, to feed their mouth...

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Apple brought culture,
delightful extravaganza.
Fab group
harvest idiomatic jive.
Knockers, louts
many neutrals,
organized parasites, quietly rebel,
submit to uncompromising venom
when expediency yielded zealousness!

© Harry J Horsman  1994...

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Limerick : Once Gout which got a Lady in disease

Once Gout which got Lady in disease
Which meant she couldn’t hop ‘bout with ease
In doubt came together
With Louts feeling Super(ior)
To keep Gadabouts (from) eating Chinese.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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This funny magician
can make you  a crawling snow white with big dark spots
dalmatian

His best magic
turns louts into huge pots
so quick

His spell
blows fart in slots
smells

This funny magician
turns louts into huge pots
smells

...

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Hours of horrible happenings
Afraid of aerobatics’ artist
Lovely and lively lyrics by louts
Luggage of lies and loss fills the land
Outrageous onslaught on oldies
Weird wards willing to waste
Excitements erode the egomania
Elite excused? …Not exempted
Naughty ninjas at night niggle....

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Pro-Palestinians shout
     What about?
   "How can you support
     Gaza's occupier?"

   Those who shout
     are rather dumb louts
   Gaza's occupier since 2007
     is (surprise!) ~ Hamas!

   Israel withdrew in 2005
     eighteen years ago
   Ever since then Gaza has been
     100 percent Palestinian...

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Awful Offal


O' inspiration, you wretched little whore
Fickle as a feral cat
Your siren song, a wailing howl
Poison arid fellows, foul
Luring lesser louts to shore

Surviving yet another spat
Rising higher than before
No time to waste on lowly life
Will not taste their bitter strife
For the falcon feeds off of the rat...

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Not content with what I got.
Want more in the pot.
Bigger car, better house.
Be a man, not a mouse.
Better than those other louts.

One day to be.
The best poet.
You can see.
My name in lights.
I will be the best.
Work hard, no rest.

I can do it.
You will see.
You will pay, to read me.
My words will inspire.
Turn the world, on fire.
It's all inside of me.

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